My friend Deana in the great state of Illinois reads my blog.
(More importantly, she creates beautiful handmade jewelry which you will find if you click on her name.)
Anyway, after following along with me in blogland for a few months Deana and I talked on the phone recently.
She told me that I am the biggest dork on the internet.
"Jessica, you are THE BIGGEST DORK ON THE INTERNET...and you're PROUD of it," she said.
But can I just tell you that once, when I used the word 'clairvoyant' in a sentence, Deana said, "Claire who? Do I know her?"
Who's the biggest dork on the internet now?
Ha ha ha ha!!!
I totally ADMIT to being a BIG dork on the internet, HUGE even.
Sadly, I am SURE that I can't be the BIGGEST one.
How great would it be to actually hold the title: THE BIGGEST DORK ON THE INTERNET?!!
Who wouldn't STRIVE for a title like that?
I think the internet Peter Pan has me beat.