Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Proudimus Dorkicus

My friend Deana in the great state of Illinois reads my blog.

(More importantly, she creates beautiful handmade jewelry which you will find if you click on her name.)

Anyway, after following along with me in blogland for a few months Deana and I talked on the phone recently.

She told me that I am the biggest dork on the internet.

"Jessica, you are THE BIGGEST DORK ON THE INTERNET...and you're PROUD of it," she said.


But can I just tell you that once, when I used the word 'clairvoyant' in a sentence, Deana said, "Claire who? Do I know her?"

Who's the biggest dork on the internet now?

Ha ha ha ha!!!

The lovely overly wined up Deana, Ladies & Gentlemen!

...and for the record...

I totally ADMIT to being a BIG dork on the internet, HUGE even.

Sadly, I am SURE that I can't be the BIGGEST one.

How great would it be to actually hold the title: THE BIGGEST DORK ON THE INTERNET?!!

Who wouldn't STRIVE for a title like that?

I think the internet Peter Pan has me beat.


wendy boucher said...

Oh crap - thanks to you I now know that Peter Pan lives in my town. I didn't know what I'd been missing!

And if you ever want to compete for the internet's second biggest dork, I'll give you a run for the money.

Christina_the_wench said...

I've had nightmares about that Peter Pan 'dude' coming for me. Stop posting that. You're ruining my therapy.

suz said...

giggling away up here in my kitchen....Can I be Vice Dork?
And the day Cousin Jenny met Kenny, she asked him:
"What's Kenny short for?"
"oh." and she carried on investigating her nails.
So she can be a dork too.

Diana said...

OMG! That dude is 52! FIFTY TWO YEARS OLD! And he dresses like Peter Pan?!?!
I'm freaked out by that, I think I have to shower now.

Sayre said...

I LIKE dorks!

Pendullum said...

Now, Jessica, the fact that you know of this PeterPan siteispretty dorky...
And the sad thing of it is...
I am such a fan of you... or your dorkiness that I clicked on that site...
and now that image, that image of PeterPan with the dorky music, is burned to MY, well, MY BRAIN for the day... if not a lifetime!!!!
Thanks alot woman!!!

Lisa said...

"Dork" is the new cool, I would argue.


slackermommy said...

I didn't read the Peter Pan site but the pictures alone or disturbing. Is this guy mentally ill? He makes Michael Jackson look "normal".

Merry Mama said...

I'm sorry I haven't been back for awhile but you always make me giggle. That guy is...I'm speechless.

What happened to your other blogs??

Kristin said...

Holy Shit...you have got to be kidding me on the Peter Pan dude!~


You may be the biggest dork, but I am giving you a run for your money.

The Medium Swede said...

Okay, I just clicked the Peter Pan thing and I feel as though I need professional help and a total de-lousing after that.

That is beyond dorky and into the just plain weird.

I have always been in favor of "whatever floats your boat" but holy crap!

Waya said...

OMG!!! That was hilarious!! And I thought I've seen it all. Peter Pan is alive and well at 52?!! Whoa!

Megan said...

A belated happy birthday to the internet dork (I doubt, even though I don't know you very well and am only a recent reader, that you are the BIGGEST dork.)
After reading these comments, I'm afraid to click on the link..!

IzzyMom said...

Oh geez! Peter Pan lives here...in TAMPA! How did I not know this?

Does he LOOK 52 years old to you?

sweatpantsmom said...

Okay, I can't seem to get through to that link right now, so guess what I'm going to be doing the rest of the night?

Mommy off the Record said...

No fair, I want to be the biggest dork on the Internet! Someone should create a crown that we can pass around. Ooooh, who wants to start that?...It would be kinda like the Crazy Hip Blog Mama Mom of the Week only this would be the Dork of the Week. I'D totally sport that crown.

Mommy off the Record said...

OK, just clicked on the Peter Pan link and now I'm laughing my butt off. That's a gem.

theresa said...

I chicked on the Peter Pan site and thanked God that I am truly not the biggest internet dork ever.

Happy belated birthday!

Thank you for always making me laugh.