I've been hearing that the fashion and style of the 1980s is coming back and I can't help but yell, "WHY, DEAR GOD, WHY?"
I was there for the leg warmers the first time. Must we go back to that scary time? I advise against it.
The 1980's was the decade I decided a permed mullet was a good idea.
I was on drugs.
It is because my taffeta is so stiff and high.
Bad Girl 1983
I can't tell you what I did the night before this photo was taken because my Granny reads this, but let's just say I was naughty.
(Though naughty, I look remarkably unchanged from this photo taken when I was an innocent flower girl at my Aunt Nancy's wedding way back in the day...)
Like a Virgin 1984
She wasn't a VIRGIN, she was just "LIKE" a virgin.
(I think this whole outfit was purchased at Merry Go Round.)
MTV Hair Night 1985
I am the permed mullet with the red sweater vest and brooch. You read that right, the SWEATER VEST AND BROOCH are mine. I AM THE 1980s.
Working the Mullet 1986
Clearly all my entertainment needs were met and the mullet was still going strong.
I was a camp counselor in Maine and we dressed up on the last night.
Let's discuss the pink, leather tie belt and the rhinestone-y earrings, shall we?
Unable to Get Over Myself 1987
Can someone send a decorator back in time?
The Kountry Kitchen look is burning my eyes.
Don't ask me to wear stirrup pants or I will have to slap you.
This post dedicated to Jennifer.