After The Mayor used the potty I returned the pull up and pants to their upright and locked position.
I must not have done it exactly right because The Mayor furiously worked to adjust the... uh... the wee package.
He gripped and groped like the star of an MTV video, but became increasingly frustrated because he couldn't achieve the desired results.
"Here. Let me help you," I offered.
I reached in and moved the equipment to the Downward Facing Dog position.
"Do you sometimes need to rearrange the position of your penis?" I asked.
"Yeah," he nodded.
"When it rains."
Manly secrets of The Weather Vein unwittingly revealed to the opposite sex!
Ladies, the Outside-Pants Ball Grab Maneuver indicates -- rain coming.
Ladies, the Outside-Pants Ball Grab Maneuver indicates -- rain coming.
Rain Coming
22 comments:
Aha! So that's what it means. Does it mean its coming soon, or coming at some point in the future? probably the latter.
Lisa
*writes it down*
Does The Mayor have any other manly secrets he would like to devulge at this time?
A girl's gotta know...
LOL! Where do they come up with this stuff? Too funny!
I love that he's tied to RAIN! The secrets revealed!
The Mayor is correct. There are times when you just gotta move the heavy equipment.
Bhhaaaahaaaha! I heart the Mayor.
One time I witnessed my 3 y/o lying flat on his tummy gyrating his butt in the air and comes to find out, his little weewee was pitching a tent, so he was trying to deflate it.
Can you have the Mayor call me on the 18th and let me know what kind of weather to expect... it's Jake's birthday and I want to be prepared.
I wonder if the rain is outside or inside his pants????
Oh, that is hysterical!! Ah, the things I have to look forward to with potty training!!
Rain coming.
*snort*
Love it.
I almost snorted my gum and died this was so funny!
Sorry, but no thats not quite what it means dear.....but I'm not sure I should explain it.....
HILARIOUS! i AHD TO READ THAT ONE TO MY HUBBY...
LOL. The first time Husband saw me change DS's diaper with the wee-wee pointing up, he flipped. That is wrong, apparently. Now I know better. Boy, that equipment is a lot more work than I bargained for. The little and the big. ;?)
LMFAO. Seriously.
That is awesome. When it rains. He's going to be a meteorolgist some day...
I've tried to visit you a few times the past week or so. But for some reason my computer hoses up when I get to your site. I don't know what the deal is. But yeay! It finally let me visit you today.
finally, the secret to the universe has been unveiled. let me know the next time it's going to rain, would you?
You crack me up! My little guy does magic tricks with his while in the tub. He makes his penis disappear by putting a cup over his penis, says abracadabra then turns around to show his butt. I love potty humor!
HHHAAA!!! That mayor is UNBELIEVABLE! He never fails to crack me up!!! What does "Dana" think of the rain? Does "Dana" produce small tornadoes right before a rain storm?
I had no idea. Thanks for the update!
I am laughing myself stupid over here. It explains so much.
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