Is this for real? Where can I score some?
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8 comments:
I love this. It totally reminds me of the saint cards my overly religious co-worker leaves for me. Is that wrong?
Turning water into wine? Where can I sign up for some?
this is absolutley hysterical! I would go nicely with my "wash away your sins" hand soap.
LOL. Sign me up!
I'm with Momish. I'd like an easy way to get wine out of the tap.
*giggle*
You're cracking me up here.
SO many things I could type here... bahwhahahaha
When I was in my teens, my youth group voted on who was "most like Christ". I won!
Boy... are we in trouble....
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