To survive staying at home with toddlers, everyone told me I had to get out of the house.
I went to the All-You-Can-Eat Sushi Lunch Bar.
I am out-of-house-good-mom-so-much!
But, wait. What's this? Thwarted?
A sign at the front of the sushi table said:
"Please don't waste the rice when you eat the sushi."
A girl might blow her effing points for the day on a beer belly sized serving of fish if she must also eat ALL the rice.
Ever the CLEVER mother, I ate the fish and put the extra balls of rice on the plates of The Mayor and Rooster.
Oh, those RICE WASTING children!
I am Genius Cheater Sushi Pig Mom with daycare tomorrow!
We love sushi rice!