So... can't ANYONE
Because y'all KNOW I want to be
Give me a
I realize that impersonating a federal officer is illegal.
We will never use the Park Ranger uniform for evil...
(Hee hee hee ha ha ha, ree ree ree!!!)
We will only use it for good.
Mmmmmmmm, BABY, YES!
(Bow chicka bow bow!)
Seriously, who can hook a dork up?
There is only ONE day left until Valentine's Day.