Friday, February 02, 2007

Hot Fashion Tip

This morning I had to dress for a meeting.

A bizzzzness meeting.

I asked K if I looked presentable.


He said, "You look good to me."

"But do these pants show my panty lines?" I persisted.

"I can't see a panty line," he said and then mumbled something else.

"What did you say?" I asked.

He looked sheepish.

"WHAT!" I demanded.

"I just said that a panty line wouldn't be the WORST thing."

I grinned.

"What are you trying to say?" I pressed.

He looked totally busted.

"You LIKE panty lines? Panty lines DO IT for you?"

He shrugged.

Panty lines.

Who knew?

I'll tell you what, my love...

I'll work on the panty lines if you SHOW ME THE PARK RANGER UNIFORM!!!


Fashion Don't

61 comments:

Sayre said...

Hmmm... park rangers and pantylines.... or park rangers WITH pantylines! Or park rangers with NO panties... Ah, the combinations are endless!!!!

Long Island Dad said...

What gets me is that you "tagged" this post under "Romance"! Obviously, panty lines do it for you too, Joys!!! LOL!

bobbarama said...

If you really want the park ranger uniform, offer him the nurses uniform.

Quid pro quo ... scratch my back, I'll scratch yours ... that sort of thing.

:)

Oh, hey, tell K not to be giving out our secret little pleasures or we'll have to vote him out of the guys club. hee hee

Blog Antagonist said...

Men are so weird.

When I had my Lasik done, my husband sheepishly told me he was going to miss my glasses. I was like..."Wha??" He thought they were sexy. Who knew??

I love me a man in uniform. Currently though, my uniform of choice would be full Scottish Highlander regalia.

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

You guys really know how to keep it alive.

Panty Lines, frying bacon naked, park ranger outfits....I love it.

Patience said...

You didn't know?!? Guys LOVE pantylines!! It makes them think of . . . well . . . PANTIES!! (But they don't like GrannyPanty Lines!)

Cat, Galloping said...

actually i read a survey once where some huge percentage of men is into panty lines!

WILLIAM said...

eH hey Boo Boo. how about we get us a pic-a-nic basket.

Jeff said...

here's the paradox... what would he (or any man) appreciate more: panty lines, or being told you're not wearing any panties?

not trying to be dirty, just raising the paradox...

Bob said...

we are into panty lines in as much as they let us know what KIND of panties are being worn. of course, follow that train of thought and no VPL could mean going commando or thongs. So, VPL or no VPL, men still like what they see.

What can I say, we are such visual creatures.

Mamma said...

I love it that all the guys commented on this one!!

I sort of always wondered what was wrong with pantylines. I figure it lets folks know that you are wearing underwear--and it gives the guys something to imagine (white cotton v. sexy black lace). K must know which ones you have!!

DD said...

What about bra straps?

Or the "muffin" back look from a too-tight bra? Is that hot, too?

Waya said...

So I guess he's not into thongs huh?!

Mrs. Chicken said...

Wow. Who knew? How weird. And I hate the word "panties" almost as much as I hate the word "moist."

And what a lovely combination those two words make.

You make me laugh, even when I'm sick. Maybe you should move in.

Becky said...

Panty Lines??? I'd have never guessed! ROTFL!! Panty lines....

'Course, mine is into Panty Hose! (And I HATE pantyhose!)

Pendullum said...

Pretty soon you are going to tell us K hangs out in your closet and comes out as Enricke Da Cabana Boy...

PunditMom said...

You crazy kids, you!

Nicole said...

WOW. Who knew is right!

mamatulip said...

I think the list of what doesn't do it for men is shorter than the list of things that do it. Y'know?

liv said...

rock those panty lines, sister. sasquatch will be cruising up 75 in a New York minute to spread the love if you don't watch it!

Veronica Mitchell said...

I've always had a thing for men in kilts, myself.

Paige said...

I learn something every day on this site. Panty lines, eh?

I'll have to keep that in mind, next time I'm in the mood for a little bow chicka bow wow with the ball and chain.

Christina_the_wench said...

Ok, any woman who risks wearing white to a business meeting has some GIGANTIC balls. Kudos to you and your panty lines.

Cece said...

Ewww VPL's!

Gina - Liam's Mom said...

who knew indeed! your rear is looking pretty good though! it's the panty lines that cut into the flab that are really bad!

Oh, The Joys said...

Friends, that is not MY butt. It is a stock photo of the dread panty lines. I have some self control... but not much. Here is my real butt.

BlondeMom said...

Work it mama! You all bizzness.

But you know we need to see a picture of him in the park ranger uniform to get the full effect. ;)

Kim said...

vpl, eh? ...men, they like the strangest things sometimes.

...btw, my husband and I go camping every summer, and there really is something sexy about the uniforms those guys wear ;)

Dysfunctional Housewife said...

I wish my butt looked good enough to CARE whether people/men saw my panty lines. I also wish it looked as good as yours when dressed in corn tortillas. As it is now, Most men run screaming 'LOOK AWAY!! LOOK AWAY!!' ::going to go cry now::

Aliki2006 said...

Hilarious! I never understood the whole panty-line thing. Of course people wear panties, why does it matter whether or not the "lines" show...?! Ack!

mad muthas said...

thank HEAVEN that isn't your bottom! i was thinking i'd have to revoke your membership of the mad muthas, cos that one was far to scrawny. yours (particularly with tortilla's affixed) looks particularly delicious.

Lily said...

I admit - I totally rock the VPL. I tried to care, but I just can't.

Two things:

1 - No one has ever said anything to me about my VPL so if it bothers anyone, guess who ISN'T ever bothered by it (me!).

2 - The picture at the bottom of your post... HEE! I can't decide what makes it cringe-worthy. It's between the VPL (not the most flattering cut I'll admit - I prefer the hip hugger/boy short style tyvm) or the white pants (ehhhh, again no thanks).

Okay, so three things. At least that woman in the picture matched the panties with the white pants. That's good! I've seen red, white and black striped panties under see-through white skirt. On a grown woman, in a professional office. It was very hard to understand how that could have happened. Also, hard not to look. Because it was THAT obvious.

Natalie said...

Huh, wow, i never thought anyone could like pantylines. Park rangers are another story.

gingajoy said...

VGL...
Visible GUSSET line. Boy oh boy.

If that;s your bottom, let me congratulate you on its booty-fullness.

oh. i see it's not. actually the corn tortillas totally do it for me. much better than the gusset.

Gingers Mom said...

Who knows what gets a man going. Panty lines. Whatever! I like my man in his navy white dress uniform. He knows whenever he has to dress up in it (like once a YEAR!) He is gonna get lucky. I'm easy with the sleazy. Hee hee.

Good luck with the park ranger uniform!!

Her Bad Mother said...

LAUGHING. OUT LOUD.

Hottttt.

Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly said...

This was a total shocker for me to learn. Who knew? I won't worry about it so much anymore either. woo hoo!

Lisa

whymommy said...

It's actually been shown that sooooo many guys DIG panty lines. Gene Weingarten, the Washington Post humor columnist, has done column after column on this ... and yes, he IS funny anyway! Google him and see! Even his chats are hilarious!

KC said...

So LIBERATING.

But how about panty horizons over the low-rise jeans?

Momish said...

Ok, you got me there. I would not have suspected panty lines are the big turn on. Had I known, I would not have tortured myself with thongs for all these years!

Kevin Charnas said...

Woof!

I saw Jacklyn Smith's panty lines one time and I thought..."Hum...Jacklyn Smith has panty lines? Who knew?"

Em said...

Panty lines...yep...just sort of draws the eye to....well....to your panties! LOL

Lotta said...

Mmmm. I may have to rethink my stance on MILF and OTJ's now that I see that (cue porno music) paaaanteeee liiiine!

Lotta said...

PS - Ok I just reread my comment and I think the medication is making me think I'm being witty but it was really just unclear. What I was trying to say was that I would rethink your proposal to get busy now that I see your panty line. You are and will always be our MILF mentor. Going to bed....

wordgirl said...

I think women hate the panty line more than men. I'm not sure why.

Buffy said...

SPANX.

ewe are here said...

Yes, I've generally found that while men like VPLs, women do not. Strange world we live in sometimes...

Park rangers?

Peanut Tree said...

god! who knew?!?

I'll give that a whirl :)

you crack me up lol

littlenuttree

crazymumma said...

Ya know the 'third boob' one can get if your bra is too tight. And how women think it is tacky?
Guys think it is hot. Same with panty lines I guess.
Hilarious.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

JUST SAY NO to PANTY LINES!!!!! NO, NO, NO! Now, park ranger costumes.....YES, YES, YES! :)

I swear seeing a woman with panty lines is like watching a train wreck. It is horrific, yet I am mysteriously compelled to keep my eyes on it at all times! I may need therapy!

Rog said...

What almost every man enjoys as much as the sex are the hurdles that have to be overcome to achieve that bliss. Panties represent one more challenge for the hunter. It adds to the allure of the attractive "prey". Not all subscribe to that view - I am sure there is a fraction of men who think otherwise.

Jenny said...

I hate that you gave us a picture of panty lines but no pictures of hot park rangers.

carrie said...

I will never look at Park Rangers the same way, and I'll be careful the next time I leave the house to check my backside for panty lines too!!!! Although, that could explain the long line of men following me at Target the other day...hmmmmmm?

Carrie

Kristin said...

The Park Ranger? Hmmmm... I think I would be costuming along the lines of the Dread Pirate Roberts... because I think SAUCY!

Flawed & Disorderly said...

Why do we always want people to think we're not wearing panties? Maybe we just shouldn't wear panties and quit trying to deceive the people staring at our butts. They have feelings, too.

MOobs said...

I had once felt that it might be sext to get it on with both of us wearing replica kits of my favourite football team. The probelms were manifold but the biggest was that the shirts develop sucha static charge I was nearly blown clean through the bedroom window.

Domestic Goddess said...

oh, I have missed this!

Anonymous said...

Heavy on the panties...
Light on the lines.

Williams Brother

Jhianna said...

VPL - wow... I gotta ask mine.

It's a public service announcement - really!

StealthBadger said...

Panty lines or no panty lines...

*reaches deeeeeep into his reservoir of sexist thought and feeling*

Assuming *wince* that they aren't size seven clothes on a size (insert much larger or in some circumstances much smaller number) person, then it's like asking someone who adores Italian food what pattern they want on their tablecloth. Yes, it assists in the presentation (and can ruin it if the pattern is awful), but all the finery (or lack thereof) in the world just won't do it for a guy if the dish is awful.

I'm going to go pretend I never, ever said that, and will deny it if asked. It wasn't me. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. These are not the droids, etc.

The Medium Swede said...

Camel toe in the front, panty lines in the back. This Swede likes it all!