At the end of each work day I hang out at The Mayor and Rooster's daycare for a little while.
Sudden transitions are not popular with The Mayor.
We take our time.
The other day I waited for him as he wrapped up the "Mr. Potato head has 4,000 sets of teeth" activity he invented.
I absent-mindedly watched The Rooster smash graham crackers on the play table. (Is that wrong of me?)
Other mom's were arriving to pick up their kids.
Jack's blonde and athletic mom arrived fresh from a jog wearing lycra running tights.
The Mayor dropped Mr. Potato Head (and all his teeth) on the floor, ran to her, smacked her on the ass and yelled,"Nice legs!!"
Early womanizing. The joys.
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Proud Parent Moment #256!
Men are men no matter what the age, we're pigs all!
Way to go Mayor! Did 'ya get her number?
perhaps The Mayor is watching K too much?! ;)
...a friend of mine has a son who for quite a while would go around slapping his mom (and occasionally me) on the butt...because that's what mom's boyfriend did. the joys!
I don't think that potatoes and "Dana" should meet.
No way, did he really slap her on the butt!! I can't wait for my boys to do that when they get into school. Heck I have them both fixing their hair when I tell them there's a pretty girl. I also make it a comment practice when my boys are playing around cute girls, to tell the mom or parents there, that he will soon ask for their daughters number.
Too funny, kids ... they seem copy their parents ... The Mayor must have heard/seen that from K which makes it a compliment to your legs *smiles*
I with Kevin on the potato/Dana avoidance thingy
Ah, boys. They always let you know exactly how they feel.
And where did he pick THAT up from, hmmmm??? lol
Isn't that sweet and charming?!? He simply must learn to speak with a romantic accent!
Just so that you feel better, because it's not always little boys that do that, I have to share an "I still cringe" memory from when I was about four.
My older brother took me to church with him. There were two very cute boys in my brother's teen youth group; I spent a great deal of time running up behind one or the other of them, slapping them on the ass, going "Woo-WOO!" and running off again.
I wasn't allowed to go to church with my brother again for about a year.
I love it; this is so funny! There's a little boy at Jack's preschool who is having a love affair with me (and believe me, it's not because I can squeeze my body into anything made of Lycra), and when I pick Jack up at noon, this boy runs over to me, hugs me, grabs my hand... This all makes me a wee bit uncomfortable, but I don't stop it because he's only four. I don't want to scare him away from expressing emotion, because too many boys are taught to repress it.
Only Jack is bitterly jealous and nearly took W.'s head off after W. ran up to me on Friday and said, "Hi, Mommy!"
That is SO funny! I guess Liam will never learn that because his dad doesn't slap his mom's dana like ever! :(
HA HA HA HA!
That is hilarious! You go boy!
My hubs would be proud.
And I have to tell you (can't find an email addy for you)... I see you EVERYWHERE! You are one popular woman and so funny. I just haven't commented till now... you get enough comments and don't need another dummy like me adding to the mix.
Anyway, I love your blog and figured I should finally say hello, since you are everywhere and all.
Ohmigod. I bet daddy was so proud! I wonder if that mommy has a blog...you know there would be a story about The Mayor on there!
Just when I thought Avery would be a menace to the opposite sex, you tell me this...
Now I don't feel so alone.
He's an ass man. Gotta love it.
I could only dream of having a son like that...
I am more than just a little concerned that Mr Potatoe Head is acquainted with Dana......
LOL! My oldest child, now 8, is very erm...appreciative of women as well. The other day one of the little girls next door confided to Husband that Diminutive One asks them to play husband and wife, and then does "naughty" things. I was horrified. Turns out the "naughty" things are just hugs and kisses. WHEW.
Too funny! Boys never let you down, do they?
VERY cute potato head picutre!!!
We are giving a potato head bucket to the bunny for her 2nd bday, cannot wait! Or can I? Oh, the pieces!!!
Great googly-moogly. You and The Mayor......dear God....WATCH OUT. What a dynamic comedy duo.
You should be so proud of your manly little guy. That is so cute. Proud mommy moment. LOL!
Oh, to be the mom of a boy...
Hilarious -- it really is nature, not nurture, unfortunately!
Woo hoo! Too cute. And I agree, it was a compliment to your legs b/c he must have heard K say that to you.
Lisa
I LOVE THIS! My brother did something similar when he was young. Walking behind a prostitute, he asked my mom if she had a 'nice ass'.
What do you do.
lol!
he'll go far, that boy! (his father must be soooo proud)
I love it! It gives me something to look forward...
Nice. Very nice. I'm sure she took it as a compliment.
Speaking as one who has worked with young children, most of them don't recognize that part of your body as any different from the rest. The first time a child tried to get my attention by poking my bottom - yikes! You get used to it.
I would only hope that he liked my legs.
PS I'm working on that uniform.
OH MY GOSH that is the funniest thing I have heard in a long long time.... Kids are GREAT that way arn't they.... Now admit it ... you wanted to smack her ass too....didn't you???
Soon he'll be going up to Dora the Explorer saying, "How you doin'?"
OMG, that's hysterical. Boy 1 would be so jealous... "But he gets to play with the hot woman's butt..."
Haha, that is SO hilarious! What did the mom do?
Hahaha!
Sounds like he is progressing along right on schedule!
oh.my.god.
Did you just about pee your pants?
Good God in Heaven! The Mayor is me many, many, many ... many, many years ago.
No! The Mayor is me today.
What a great kid!
Could be worse. He could have called her a fat-ass.
*chuckle chuckle*
very cute!
Good thing he didn't slap her on the ass and say, NICE ASS!
ANd how does one 'arrive fresh' from a jog? I'd like to know!
Sorry, I no like her, the one who can be fresh after a jog! LOL.
The Mayor and the rooster is what I call my balls.
Dude. Lock him up.
The Poo is already kissing boys and making them cry.
We should introduce the two of them!
My daughter once advised a co-worker that her "headlights" were on. Jo was 8 or so, I was mortified or so.
Sound about right? Don't even ask me how she knew that term. I lost control around 8 or so.
What I wouldn't have given to have been a fly on the wall at the time. :)
he's well on his way, sister.
a job well done.
I was thinking...
What did you do?? or say???
L. O. L.
That's hysterical. The pride must be seeping from you.
My eldest son said the same thing when he was two to my ob/gyn at one of my preggers appts. He noticed her glossy looking panty hose and skirt, both of which he'd never seen the likes of before -- mostly only my stubbled peppered legs sneaking out from a bathrobe. He pinched a section of panty hose between his curious fingers, let is smack back like an elastic band. Schwip! Finally, he slapped her on her thigh and said, "Nice legs, Dr. Seuss." All doctors were Dr. Seuss until he was three. I was mortified but not for long. The doctor said, "Hold on. I gotta' go tell my staff about this." She went down the hallway with a huge smile, then I heard a burst of laughter from the office and she came back in still laughing. I love that doctor. Never saw her again because I opted for home birth, something that simply doesn't mix with MDs.
Ha! Once, trying on bathing suits with my sister and accompanied by her two year old, I was doing the bounce test (you know, where you bounce to see if your boobs jiggle unacceptably). We settled the question and moved on.
But not before my nephew, dazed looking, asked "can you jiggle some more, Auntie Mimi?"
Oh dear.
(thanks for visiting, btw!)
I guess The Mayor likes those older women (better keep him away from Mrs. Potato Head...)
You are such a hoot. Now wonder where you kid gets it from. What did the mom do? Was she appalled? I would have laughed my Dana off!!
Well at least he didn't yell out "Good Game" or "Nice Ass Sugar Tits."
and Dana....ha ha ha ha
I just spit out my ice cream.
Seriously funny.
:-)
Boys are just so much fun, aren't they? LOVE it!
That kid kills me. I think his preschool teacher must be thrilled that she gets to hang out with him during the week.
Seriously?!? Hahahaha!
LMAO oh nice job The Mayor!
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