Last night we had dinner out with another family.
In the middle of the conversation I looked at K and blurted out,"You're so CUTE!"
He gave me a look that said, "Um, O.K. Ms. Non Sequitur. Whatever."
The thing is, lately I've noticed that I am not in touch with my feeeeeeeeeelings.
When I get together with a friend that I haven’t seen in awhile and they ask me what I’ve been up to I draw a complete blank.
I feel like I have nothing to say.
Every day truly is the same here at The House of Joy.
So when I looked at K across the dinner table and saw him... you know, really saw him (and his HOTNESS) I had to tell him because I thought,"I'm having an actual feeling. YIPPEEEE!"
But, that is the only thought or feeling that I have had in a few weeks.
So what do I record here?
When in doubt...
Blog about... blogging.
[Apologies to my real world people who could give a schnitzel.]
((((THIS is my really amazing transition to the next topic... don't let my awesome writing skillz intimidate you.))))
Plain Jane Mom told me that the Blogger's Choice Awards just drag on and on until October.
That is a long time for someone as impatient as me to wait.
The NOMINATRIX wants RESULTS.
I am nominated in a few categories and I've been keeping an eye on my status as a loser.
This blog is NOT The Best Parenting Blog. (I know, I know. SHOCKING.)
Have I not inspired parents to read to their children in a lively way, by making Mike Mulligan bark like a dog?
April 9, 2007 Mom of the Week counts for NOTHING?
((((DORK PARENTS UNITE.))))
In addition, I am NOT the hottest mommy blogger.
I nominated other people for the "hottest" category, but when I did it, I wasn't thinking of "HOT" as in "National Park Rangers are HOT," I thought of it in terms of temperature.
You know, which blogger is the most schweddy.
Is that wrong?
Me?
I am SO hot.
I am on FIRE, baby...
Go ahead, make me schweddier.
This blog is also NOT the best blog of all time.
But for the record, I totally won that already.
Like back when I was writing posts during the big bang.
I also won it way back when I was blogging at the time of The Dawn of Man.
...and also in the time of Jeebus.
So there is really no need to win it again now.
Finally, Best Humor Blog?
You've got to be kidding me.
This blog is NOT funny.
Everything I post is 100% serious.
Are you laughing AT me?
73 comments:
I love the big bang poster. and I think you are SuperNova.
You are so friggin funny!!
I think this post qualifies you for a win in EVERY category! Too funny, girl!!!!
I'm laughing at you, yes.
Ha! I love the Haysoos picture and the question you posed. I've often wondered that myself.
There's gotta be a whole category just for you where only you can be nominated and therefore the only one who can win.
Honey, we are laughing WITH you not AT you...
I think I need photoshop..you have way too much fun.
Laughing AT, laughing WITH, so long as we're laughing, right?
With, totally with, baby!
You'll always be the Best Humor Blog to me. Maybe I should give out my own awards - you'd get a trophy made of grilled cheese.
You are such a riot, woman, wish we were neighbors.
I love the heatmiser shot - great movie.
(I will be singing his tune all day.)
I must learn how to utilize photoshop.
wow, posting picture of the heat miser. you rock!
I have got to get photoshop! And yes, I'm laughing at you and with you and around you!
Baaaahaaaaaa! You are so going to hell now! Baaaaahaaaaa!
(I've already voted for you in every category, I think. I'll have to sign up my husband, our 2 kids & the cats & pump up your numbers some more!)
Funny?
You?
Huh. Hadn't really noticed.
There's just no accountin' for taste.
Heh heh she said big bang. :) Hope you get in touch with your feelings soon.
Oh yes, this blog is totally funny. Love the shot of you hanging on the shoulder of JC. And here I just wanted to touch the back of his cloak. :)
With you, at you, does it really matter?
Based on these very convincing arguments you are a shoe-in in all categories.
Damn you! Even with nothing to say you crack us all up.
I'm really hoping you might sneeze some of that magic on me in Chicago. **praying for pollen**
too funny....
I totally see your left boob in that smock while you're bothering Jesus with your questions.
You funny?
But of course!
honestly, i'm laughing my ass off! of course, i do that EVERY time I read your blog!!
I can't believe you're not winning...we, your loyal fans, must go ROCK THE VOTE!
...because if we looked up 'funny' in the dictionary we should see your picture...one of your photoshopped pictures ;)
I rocked the vote for you several times :-) I am laughing WITH you my friend... WITH you!!!
Ah, Jessica Joy, how I've missed you.
Oh yeah, this are serious OTJ & this are serious blog! But in all seriousness, you know I voted for ya!
I knew having photoshop was going to push you over the edge! LOVE IT!
October?! Oh, my.
You're so funny that even though I'm in one of the categories with you over at BCA, I voted for YOU! (well, and myself, too). I love your blog! IF it weren't for those people over at BCA (this October thing bites) I wouldn't have founds your blogoliciousness.
Maybe there is a category for funniest blog utilizing PhotoShop?
HI-larious, woman - especially the big bang poster! And let me know what the holy man says about your question, I've been dying to knwo that myself....
And this is proof that you ARE the best humor blog, my dear!
Jess you just made me GAG I was laughing so hard. Is there a category for that?
This r serious blog.
ok, I was laughing and laughing...and then I got to the "Jeebus" and laughed my ass off!
Can I just say that considering you have been around since, well, before Christ....
DAMN, you look good.
I think I'll nominate you for
Blog So Funny I Peed A Little
Now that award has class.
Of course, please don't take my comment to mean that you don't look good even if you weren't 2000+ years old.....
Ugghhh, now you know why I have no thoughts or feelings about anything......
Yeah, um, I have some voting to get to. This is indeed one of the FUNNIEST FRICKEN' Blogs of ALL TIME! ALL TIME!
I'm off to do more voting, cause I didn't realize you were nominated in all those areas. I'm slow, what can I say?
I'm totally laughing at you.
It's hard to be in a bad mood after reading your blog. Thanks for the laughs. I'll go vote for your ass. You deserve it.
u haz thumbz?
u don't need thoughtz or feelingz when u haz thumbz.
trust me. and you're still beating the rest of our arses flat out in the awardz, too. which you entirely deserve. :)
You are Best Photoshopper, hands down.
Wait.
Best, Hottest, Funniest Photoshopper Parent, I meant. Duh.
PULEEZE make the JC/BC/AD into a poster! I'd buy a dozen right away, minimum.
You are too much.
Sometimes I look at my husband like that too and blurt random stuff out. He thinks I am weird. I think he's HOT and he should know it. Hee hee. I LOVE LOVE LOVE your blog.
Crazy Joys: You make Bossy laugh as if she were just booked into the wrong hotel!
How'd you know I'm schweddy? Please don't tell, okay?
I think you would totally blow the competition out of the water if they had a category for Best Use of Photoshop. :-)
xoxo
OMG I was nominated for Best Blog of all Time and watched my results feverishly for the first month. Now I have no patience left for my losing!
I love your humor....
You're silly.
And thanks a lot for getting that damn Heat Miser song stuck in my head. It's now the end of May and I had just rid myself of that tune left over from Christmas.
I was voted for something on the bca however I'm not winning anything by a long shot! I love your blog. I'm glad you found my blog-- not nearly as entertaining as yours, but still glad you found me.
Rony
p.s. I too blurt out (usually in front of a room full of people) that my lm is so hot! Totally embarrasses him. Oh well.
I think you are delightfully schweddy!
Is there a category for the blog by the biggest nutbar?
Damn, you can always make me laugh!
By the way, I totally get what you're saying about the feelings thing. I feel (? maybe think I feel? hehe) the same way a lot of the time. Maybe it's the ages of the kids...maybe we're just strange. Either way, nice to have company. And there really should be best blog using photoshop humor - you'd win hands down!!
You are *totally* driving the bus to hell today, sister! I love it!!!!
Your photoshopping skills are out of control. Is there a class I can take?
Also, you need the award for "Best Facial Expressions Ever".
I don't know about anyone else, but I am definitely laughing at you!
I love the images annd that Jeebus pic--you should win best humor many times over...
i don't know how your brain works like this, but i am so glad it does.
and on another note, i so know what you mean, about not quite being in touch. the fog of it.
I think Im laughing harder because I know you're not on anything when you write stuff like this.
You frighten me.
The others I understand, but how you got into the funniest blog category stumps me. How much did you have to pay for that one?
(I didn't know you has so many categories, I will have to go back and make sure I voted for you in them all)
You're a crack up! I had no idea you had such a thing for park rangers. I will send Joe right over in his uniform. :D
Too funny ! I like all those crazy ass pictrues!
Can I have Photoshop lessons, please? You are hilarious!
OMG, you deserve to win every category. That Jesus one is perfect (and true; I've pondered the very thing).
I'm laughing out loud.
With You. At You. Alongside You.
I don't who the heat miser is, i have no clue what schweddy means but I do KNOW that you are am amazing writer and so very funny. You are like Erma Bombeck to me. WRITE A BOOK ALREADY!
:-)
That caveman photo is my favorite.
Your Photoshopping slays me. Hilarious!
God woman--you are so freaking on fire. Those pictures are fucking PRICELESS!
Laugh? At you? NEVER!
Well, OK, usually! ;)
how do you do it? your photoshop skills and witty words are, well, just nauseating actually. so why do I keep coming back for more fun?!
I'm laughing, I can't help myself! Don't hit me! I especially love that you were blogging in the dawn of the time of man, and in the time of Jesus!
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