Last night we had dinner out with another family.
In the middle of the conversation I looked at K and blurted out,
"You're so CUTE!"
He gave me a look that said, "Um, O.K. Ms. Non Sequitur. Whatever."
The thing is, lately I've noticed that I am not in touch with my feeeeeeeeeelings.
When I get together with a friend that I haven’t seen in awhile and they ask me what I’ve been up to I draw a complete blank.
I feel like I have nothing to say.
Every day truly is the same here at The House of Joy.
So when I looked at K across the dinner table and saw him... you know, really saw him (and his HOTNESS) I had to tell him because I thought,
"I'm having an actual feeling. YIPPEEEE!"
But, that is the only thought or feeling that I have had in a few weeks.
So what do I record here?
When in doubt...
Blog about... blogging.
[Apologies to my real world people who could give a schnitzel.]
((((THIS is my really amazing transition to the next topic... don't let my awesome writing skillz intimidate you.))))
Plain Jane Mom told me that the Blogger's Choice Awards just drag on and on until October.
That is a long time for someone as impatient as me to wait.
The NOMINATRIX wants RESULTS.
I am nominated in a few categories and I've been keeping an eye on my status as a loser.
This blog is NOT The Best Parenting Blog. (I know, I know. SHOCKING.)
Have I not inspired parents to read to their children in a lively way, by making Mike Mulligan bark like a dog?
April 9, 2007 Mom of the Week counts for NOTHING?
((((DORK PARENTS UNITE.))))
In addition, I am NOT the hottest mommy blogger.
I nominated other people for the "hottest" category, but when I did it, I wasn't thinking of "HOT" as in "National Park Rangers are HOT," I thought of it in terms of temperature.
You know, which blogger is the most schweddy.
Is that wrong?
I am SO hot.
I am on FIRE, baby...
Go ahead, make me schweddier.
This blog is also NOT the best blog of all time.
But for the record, I totally won that already.
Like back when I was writing posts during the big bang.
I also won it way back when I was blogging at the time of The Dawn of Man.
...and also in the time of Jeebus.
So there is really no need to win it again now.
Finally, Best Humor Blog?
You've got to be kidding me.
This blog is NOT funny.
Everything I post is 100% serious.
Are you laughing AT me?