I come to you today deeply, deeply disturbed.
My internet friend William is in trouble.
There is the obvious problem with his choice of carbohydrates...
...but this post is not about his yam issues, this is a post about MAN SHOES.
I should start by telling you that William is one of my favorite male bloggers.
[Keep your shirts on, I said ONE of my favorites. Sheesh. I get around, O.K? Cheeky!]
For the most part, I tend to shy away from male bloggers.
[With the exception of Kevin Charnas whose left nostril is my retirement home.]
I guess I should clarify and say that while I read quite a few of the man-blogs, I read many more from the wimmins.
I like his writing style and his sense of humor. But best of all, his writing gives me the sense that he not only really loves his wife, but that he has a profound respect for her as well. I really like that.
Sadly, I have recently learned that William has a problem.
Here is the thing:
William doesn't care about his shoes.
Does NOT CARE about his SHOES.
That is just wrong.
The man is wearing adult sized light up sneakers from Wal*Mart... but one is broken so only one lights up... and the lighting up one is malfunctioning so that it never STOPS lighting up.
Does this look like a man who should be known as The One Light Up Wal*Mart Sneaker Man?
Ladies, ladies, ladies. We must help William understand that the shoes are the icing on the hotness cake.
Women see a good looking guy and think,
"Oooh! Nice hair... nice face, too! Mmmm hmmm, nice chest, sexy bottom... BOW CHICKA BOW... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Run! Horrifying shoes!"Adult light up sneakers from Wal*Mart? What can William be thinking?
[ABORT! Abort lusty thought processes stat!]
Perhaps William thinks that his choice of shoes no longer matters because he is happily married to an alarmingly beautiful woman who loves him just as he is...
But seriously, should the lovely Lauren have to go out in public with The One Light Up Wal*Mart Sneaker Man?
People of the internet!
Go to William. Help him find a mo' better shoe.
William, listen to the people (except maybe not Kevin), but listen to the other people.
Do it for them...
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