Tonight in the tub I noticed that The Rooster couldn't keep her hand off of her junior lady parts.
She seemed to be gripping the whole package."Roo," I said. "What's going on with your vagina?"
[A raging, western wildfire of a devious smile spread across her face.]"I'm just holding it," she said with a grin.
"Why?"
"BECAUSE... it's a..."
"It's a what, Roo?"
"It's a PUSSYCAT!"
So it is. Oh, The Joys.
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Meee-ow. I'd hold it too if I could get away with that socially.
;)
LMAO - awesome.
Yay-yuh! Peep has recently discovered the joys of her va-jay-jay. It's also rather disconcerting that she giggles and coos while I'm being a responsible mother and bathing her THERE.
Two childish genitalia stories today!!! One from you (go, Roo!) and one from Dani - who's two little boys were debating how to spell "penis" in the backseat yesterday.
All I need is for my son to start asking questions and my world is complete.
OMG, that's hilarious. (junior lady parts! LOL!)
Just remember to keep up the tradition of telling Roo she'll go blind. Hey, some neuroses just have to be passed on to future generations. ;)
Yes, indeed!
Hilarious!
This is hysterical!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
kids rock.
lmao...that is hilarious and soooo makes me not look forward to parenthood hehe
p.s. the challenge was TEN things that start with M :)
Aaackkk! Hilarious. And really, what can you say?
...oh the tears...from the laughing! I hope that when M. gets to that age I can be as collected as you and ask "What's going on with your vagina?" instead of freaking the hell out.
That's right, the Power of the P or in her case, Power of the Pussycat. I love this post. Potty talk is so much fun.
Heh.
And it's only just beginning.
Kids certainly make life interesting don't they?
Funny. My girls are still blissfully unaware for the most part...other than Papoosie Girl who still thinks boys have "tails" she is unconvinced otherwise.
Ah yes, ah yes I say stroking my chin. It makes so much sense.
Oh Rooster...that's hilarious.
Damnit they find that pussycat so young don't they...
And why is it always in the tub???
And why do I get all embarrassed and fidgety when she's holding it????
Oh. my. God.
Watch out, world!
Pussycat?!? Hahahahahahaha!!
I love her.
Just found you on another blog, and I had to tell you how well your writing flows... I love it. Thanks for giving me something else to take me away from doing what I'm supposed to be doing ;)
Well you can't argue with that logic!
Ok. I have to go & get papertowels and glass cleaner because I just spit some grossness all over my computer screen in a fit of laughter.
Hee.
The lady is wise beyond her years.
Smart girl! I'm going to borrow her excuse next time I want to hold mine.
Ack! We're not there yet, but I'm sure we will be.
O lord! How did you just not die laughing?
she's smarter than the average bear, that one! ;)
AAAaahahahahaha. A few months back my daughter discovered her vagina while in the tub and every time she grabbed for it my husban freaked out and yelled "Don't touch that!"
I thought cats hated water?
How adorable and absolutely hilarious!
OH MY GOD! I am DYING over here. The Rooster is most decidedly YOUR child, OTJ.
Genius. This is genius! :)
Smart girl!
I'm still not comfortable with that word.
Yay for her ;) That's cute. Wait 'til she's 11. My girl runs through the house holding her very mini (junior?) ta-tas yelling, "Mom! My boobs hurt!"
Ha! (It hurts when you snort M&M's)
Aaron today told me that yesterday while going through the sprinkler he wore his bellybutton and penis.
Well....at least she didn't name it! I still chuckle about "Dana".
Too funny! Too funny!
Oh that's classic!! Thanks for the laugh!
Whenever my 3 year old says the word vagina, I always either choke or spit out whatever is in my mouth.
I guess that's better than the phrase coochie shorcher.
hehehe She is one smart cookie! Thanks for the laugh =)
This is sort of like that very famous joke (or is that just Bossy's family?) --
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Because he can.
Oh my! That's great! LOL
My baby girl has started exploring recently too. I had no clue girls explored also; for whatever reason I thought it was just boys. Silly me! lol
At least she didn't call it "Virginia".
Carrie
That is a woman in touch.
Oh, dear. Well, Mme L suggests that a certain protruding part of her junior lady parts is a "tail", so I guess that's about right.
Oh, and that photo...devious.
Ah yes, the P-Power.
Head.
On.
My.
Desk.
Pretending to be sneezing, thus explaining the Coke Zero spewing from my nose.
Hilarious! It intrigues and worries me about having kids.
HAHAHAHA my kids have stretched their penis's to the point where Im like "OUCH"!!!!!!! The dr says that its normal, and that the warm bath water, makes them " excited" in that area I guess. It also is them exploring their body feelings... who knows. AS long as my kids dont break um, they are ok! YOUCH THOUGH!
*junior lady parts*
I gotta remember that one.
That's a classic!
That's just too much!
And who did she learn that from?
The Rooster and the pussycat.
That could be a children's book. heehee.
Jr. lady parts! Love it! hahehe Its better than hearing my husband refer to it as cooch! Ugh! As in Don't forget to wash your cooch when you're in the tub! I continue to scold him about that. *shudder*
Genius!!
That is so funny.. Rowan is also 'delving' into the mysteries of the lady parts... see my post!!
Genius!!
That is so funny.. Rowan is also 'delving' into the mysteries of the lady parts... see my post!!
Genius!!
That is so funny.. Rowan is also 'delving' into the mysteries of the lady parts... see my post!!
Why is the song Dontcha suddenly stuck in my head now!?
Jane, P&B Girls
Isn't "Junior Lady Parts" also one of the departments at Dillard's? I think I bought some low-rise jeans there last year.
Isn't "Junior Lady Parts" also one of the departments at Dillard's? I think I bought some low-rise jeans there last year.
Isn't "Junior Lady Parts" also a department at Dillard's? I think I bought some low-rise jeans there last year.
"junior lady parts?" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way, the word verification below here for me to leave a comment spells "smenita." That sounds vaguely like a condition affecting lady parts.
OMG, that photo made me spit. Awesome.
Pussycats and Peanuts... you've got your hands full I'm afraid. :)
Meow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG thank you for making me laugh out loud and having the people around my office ask, "what's so funny over there?"
"Nothing just read something funny about a kitty cat."
You share the best/funniest stories, I can't wait to meet you at Blogher, thanks for making a boring quiet day a bit nicer.
OK. That has got to be one of the most hilarious things I've read in a long time.
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