Wednesday, June 27, 2007

She's Got A Point



Tonight in the tub I noticed that The Rooster couldn't keep her hand off of her junior lady parts.



She seemed to be gripping the whole package.


"Roo," I said. "What's going on with your vagina?"


[A raging, western wildfire of a devious smile spread across her face.]


"I'm just holding it," she said with a grin.

"Why?"


"BECAUSE... it's a..."


"It's a what, Roo?"


"It's a PUSSYCAT!"

So it is. Oh, The Joys.


evil-kitty


71 comments:

Mrs. Chicky said...

Meee-ow. I'd hold it too if I could get away with that socially.

;)

notfearingchange said...

LMAO - awesome.

liv said...

Yay-yuh! Peep has recently discovered the joys of her va-jay-jay. It's also rather disconcerting that she giggles and coos while I'm being a responsible mother and bathing her THERE.

Sayre said...

Two childish genitalia stories today!!! One from you (go, Roo!) and one from Dani - who's two little boys were debating how to spell "penis" in the backseat yesterday.

All I need is for my son to start asking questions and my world is complete.

Natsthename said...

OMG, that's hilarious. (junior lady parts! LOL!)

Just remember to keep up the tradition of telling Roo she'll go blind. Hey, some neuroses just have to be passed on to future generations. ;)

tulipmom said...

Yes, indeed!

Hilarious!

One Wacky Mom said...

This is hysterical!

Stepping Over the Junk said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

CamiKaos said...

kids rock.

Biddy said...

lmao...that is hilarious and soooo makes me not look forward to parenthood hehe

Biddy said...

p.s. the challenge was TEN things that start with M :)

Cathy said...

Aaackkk! Hilarious. And really, what can you say?

Tracysan said...

...oh the tears...from the laughing! I hope that when M. gets to that age I can be as collected as you and ask "What's going on with your vagina?" instead of freaking the hell out.

Slackermommy said...

That's right, the Power of the P or in her case, Power of the Pussycat. I love this post. Potty talk is so much fun.

Major Bedhead said...

Heh.

Mamma said...

And it's only just beginning.

Marmite Breath said...

Kids certainly make life interesting don't they?

Jenifer said...

Funny. My girls are still blissfully unaware for the most part...other than Papoosie Girl who still thinks boys have "tails" she is unconvinced otherwise.

Jennifer Playgroupie said...

Ah yes, ah yes I say stroking my chin. It makes so much sense.

Paige said...

Oh Rooster...that's hilarious.

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Damnit they find that pussycat so young don't they...

And why is it always in the tub???

And why do I get all embarrassed and fidgety when she's holding it????

slouching mom said...

Oh. my. God.

Watch out, world!

Patience said...

Pussycat?!? Hahahahahahaha!!

I love her.

Headmeister said...

Just found you on another blog, and I had to tell you how well your writing flows... I love it. Thanks for giving me something else to take me away from doing what I'm supposed to be doing ;)

Omaha Mama said...

Well you can't argue with that logic!

Tabba said...

Ok. I have to go & get papertowels and glass cleaner because I just spit some grossness all over my computer screen in a fit of laughter.

Jenny Ryan said...

Hee.

aimee / greeblemonkey said...

The lady is wise beyond her years.

Queen Heather said...

Smart girl! I'm going to borrow her excuse next time I want to hold mine.

Aliki2006 said...

Ack! We're not there yet, but I'm sure we will be.

Kelly said...

O lord! How did you just not die laughing?

ali said...

she's smarter than the average bear, that one! ;)

Mama en Fuego said...

AAAaahahahahaha. A few months back my daughter discovered her vagina while in the tub and every time she grabbed for it my husban freaked out and yelled "Don't touch that!"

Kevin Charnas said...

I thought cats hated water?

Mrs. Schmitty said...

How adorable and absolutely hilarious!

Mrs. Chicken said...

OH MY GOD! I am DYING over here. The Rooster is most decidedly YOUR child, OTJ.

Genius. This is genius! :)

Lawyer Mama said...

Smart girl!

Above Average Joe said...

I'm still not comfortable with that word.

Mrs. Incredible said...

Yay for her ;) That's cute. Wait 'til she's 11. My girl runs through the house holding her very mini (junior?) ta-tas yelling, "Mom! My boobs hurt!"

nikki said...

Ha! (It hurts when you snort M&M's)

Aaron today told me that yesterday while going through the sprinkler he wore his bellybutton and penis.

Blog Antagonist said...

Well....at least she didn't name it! I still chuckle about "Dana".

Virtualsprite said...

Too funny! Too funny!

wayabetty said...

Oh that's classic!! Thanks for the laugh!

furiousBall said...

Whenever my 3 year old says the word vagina, I always either choke or spit out whatever is in my mouth.

I guess that's better than the phrase coochie shorcher.

Lene said...

hehehe She is one smart cookie! Thanks for the laugh =)

BOSSY said...

This is sort of like that very famous joke (or is that just Bossy's family?) --

Why does a dog lick his balls?
Because he can.

Modern Mami said...

Oh my! That's great! LOL

My baby girl has started exploring recently too. I had no clue girls explored also; for whatever reason I thought it was just boys. Silly me! lol

carrie said...

At least she didn't call it "Virginia".

Carrie

flutter said...

That is a woman in touch.

NotSoSage said...

Oh, dear. Well, Mme L suggests that a certain protruding part of her junior lady parts is a "tail", so I guess that's about right.

Oh, and that photo...devious.

QT said...

Ah yes, the P-Power.

Jenn said...

Head.

On.

My.

Desk.

Pretending to be sneezing, thus explaining the Coke Zero spewing from my nose.

Hol&J said...

Hilarious! It intrigues and worries me about having kids.

Maddie said...

HAHAHAHA my kids have stretched their penis's to the point where Im like "OUCH"!!!!!!! The dr says that its normal, and that the warm bath water, makes them " excited" in that area I guess. It also is them exploring their body feelings... who knows. AS long as my kids dont break um, they are ok! YOUCH THOUGH!

the-new-girl said...

*junior lady parts*
I gotta remember that one.
That's a classic!

Shauna said...

That's just too much!
And who did she learn that from?

Lisa said...

The Rooster and the pussycat.

That could be a children's book. heehee.

Cece said...

Jr. lady parts! Love it! hahehe Its better than hearing my husband refer to it as cooch! Ugh! As in Don't forget to wash your cooch when you're in the tub! I continue to scold him about that. *shudder*

Little Nut Tree said...

Genius!!

That is so funny.. Rowan is also 'delving' into the mysteries of the lady parts... see my post!!

Little Nut Tree said...

Genius!!

That is so funny.. Rowan is also 'delving' into the mysteries of the lady parts... see my post!!

Little Nut Tree said...

Genius!!

That is so funny.. Rowan is also 'delving' into the mysteries of the lady parts... see my post!!

Pinks & Blues Girls said...

Why is the song Dontcha suddenly stuck in my head now!?

Jane, P&B Girls

Wendi Aarons said...

Isn't "Junior Lady Parts" also one of the departments at Dillard's? I think I bought some low-rise jeans there last year.

Wendi Aarons said...

Isn't "Junior Lady Parts" also one of the departments at Dillard's? I think I bought some low-rise jeans there last year.

Wendi Aarons said...

Isn't "Junior Lady Parts" also a department at Dillard's? I think I bought some low-rise jeans there last year.

Marymurtz said...

"junior lady parts?" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way, the word verification below here for me to leave a comment spells "smenita." That sounds vaguely like a condition affecting lady parts.

Fairly Odd Mother said...

OMG, that photo made me spit. Awesome.

Queen Karana said...

Pussycats and Peanuts... you've got your hands full I'm afraid. :)

EE said...

Meow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Melina said...

OMG thank you for making me laugh out loud and having the people around my office ask, "what's so funny over there?"

"Nothing just read something funny about a kitty cat."

You share the best/funniest stories, I can't wait to meet you at Blogher, thanks for making a boring quiet day a bit nicer.

Cherann said...

OK. That has got to be one of the most hilarious things I've read in a long time.