Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Supportive Spouse

I've been working hard lately.

The other evening, K came up behind me while I was working on the computer.

He reached around my chair back and gently cupped "the girls" in his hands.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"Supporting you," he said.

Lord knows that's what I need.



63 comments:

flutter said...

Well, good thing those girls have the support they need.

BOSSY said...

Support bra, huh? These days an Ace bandage does Bossy just fine (with the added benefit that she looks like a sexy Civil War veteran!)

nobaddays said...

Pft. Nearly snorted my morning muffin and coffee through my nose when I ready this :-)

nikki said...

Dude, my husband does that all the time. Sometimes it makes things like washing dishes a bit more interesting.

Tessa said...

LOL nothing like a little distraction to make your day better, eh? Whut? ::Blinks innocently:: SUPPORTIVE Distraction!!!!! Heh

Mamma said...

Funny how they are always willing to support us in that way.

Stepping Over the Junk said...

CLASSIC!

jen said...

we all need a little support from time to time.

mamatulip said...

When I was pregnant with Julia I went from a 34B to a 42DD. My boobs were *killing* me and no amount of support would help. I used to get Dave to cup his hands around them and support them, something he was more than willing to do, since my libido took a serious nosedive during that pregnancy. He still, even now, reminds me of that and asks me if my girls need any support.

Natalie said...

I can't decide if that was sweet or insulting.

Mary Alice said...

Men will say just about anything to hold the girls.

Kim said...

my husband does the same thing...amazing the excuses they come up with sometimes just to cop a feel ;)

g-man said...

Good one K!!!

Oh, The Joys- That was really a cry for help (or sex). I hope you took some time out for the both of you.

Augs Casa said...

I want to be like K when I grow up

WILLIAM said...

I think you should "Support" him.

We can call you Jock.

Aliki2006 said...

Ha! It's good to have a little extra support, I suppose.

Jenifer said...

I would offer you support, but you seem to have that covered.

Mine does the same, always trying to help!

Chaos Control said...

Every girl needs support like that now and then! Way to go, K!

slouching mom said...

Hah! You go, K!

And Bossy just killed me with that comment. A Civil War veteran!

Oh, my.

Jersey621 said...

you might want to send your favorite "supporter" one of these:

http://www.mushygushy.com/BY4MNE

haha! it's really cute! i'm addicted to mushygushy.com!!! you can put your own heads on e-cards. it's awesome.

Lawyer Mama said...

That sounds like something my hubby would do!

liv said...

that's precisely the sort of support I need! can you find me a guy with one hand bigger than the other to match up with my asymetrical gal pals?

Missy said...

We could all use a little support..

Hol&J said...

My husband does that too. Always there to lend a hand. ;)

PunditMom said...

;)

moodswingingmommy said...

K sounds like my husband and your girls sound a lot like mine.

The joys indeed!

Kevin Charnas said...

See? It's the little things like that, that make a relationship.

Biddy said...

wait a second...boobs SHRINK after you have a kid!? Sign me up! I feel you girl...finding over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders is a difficult and exhausting task! 32C huh? May I introduce you to my dear friend Victoria (you know, victoriassecret.com)? She has lots and lots of choices in your size online AND they are having HUGE sale right now! Bra shopping from home! woo hoo! I on the other hand, still get to visit Lane Bryant for my 44DDs

ugh

oh and what a sweet supportive hubby you have!!

Emma Sometimes said...

Ah, supportive husband. Please tell me you don't have supportive in-laws.

Mrs. Chicken said...

whatta guy!

Domestic Chicky said...

Good that you have such a SUPPORTIVE man...

angela said...

ahem, those don't look like they need much support. they stand tall all on their own!

no. i'm not hitting on you. swear.

Omaha Mama said...

Whew. I'm sweating. That's just too hot.

Chris H said...

Friggin men, what an excuse for a grope! ha ha ha, clever of him though.

theotherbear said...

Ha. A likely excuse.

QT said...

Oh K - I agree, it was a cry for sex. I am sure you obliged, since I know you have to be behind on those 1,000 blowjobs you promised to give in exchange for going to BlogHer.

Diana said...

Now that's some good support...we always need some of that ;)

Patience said...

Some of my relatives & I were looking at old home movies, y'know the kind before sound on the big ol' 8mm reels. Back in the 50's. There's my mom, looking sporty. Then up from behind her comes my dad! Gave her girls a boost! My cousins & I nearly snorted our brains out laughing!!

Wonder why we had never seen that particular reel before?!?

DSB said...

Hahah, yay for a supportive spouse!

urban-urchin said...

hahaha! Nice. He and my husband would get along well.

Jennifer said...

So willing to sacrifice himself -- what a trooper! And then I suppose he needed some support as well... *wink*

Starrlight said...

LOL!

aimee / greeblemonkey said...

That is TOTALLY something Bryan would do.

David said...

Way to go K!

MamaLee said...

Support CAN be beautiful!

And my hubby would say the same thing. He cups those girls as often as he can!

amyerj said...

The fascination never ends...

Slackermommy said...

Does he also put his arm out and grab a boob in the car when he slams on the brakes? They are so sweet like that. Aren't they?

Queen Karana said...

heehee! love it.

carrie said...

You're lucky, mine says "playing with my toys". Gah!

Carrie

canarygirl said...

HAHAHAHA! LMAO. That *was* a good one.

carmachu said...

heh. Now thats amusing. We love to support our wives...

Shannon said...

Men mean well...they really do.

Super B's Mom said...

I have to say...that's much more comfortable than an underwire.

Karen Forest said...

Too funny!

My personal favorite is the humping from behind when I am at the sink doing something......

Men....it takes so little to amuse them.

Lotta said...

If I did that I woudn't get any work done for the pester'n!

Mimi said...

Oh geez. This happens at my house all the time. And it's kind of pitiful now that I'm done with the breastfeeding and the girls are but a shadow of their prebaby selves. There's a lot of liftin but not a lot of boobie ...

Anonymous said...

OMG, I love the Gilligan and the Skipper moniker. I call my girls Lucy and Ethel, or Thelma and Louise. But hammock?.. G & the S?...
LOVE it!
Annie

Momish said...

K's the best! Hey support is support, I'd never knock it.

Kelly said...

Well at least he's good for somethin'!

Pecos Blue said...

Ha. Very funny--thank you for the laugh. I can imagine the same. Snorting for sure.

Not the kind of support I would be looking for. I am more the foot or shoulder massage kind.

radical mama said...

hee! K and John would get along fabulously.

Liam's Mom - Gina said...

You kill me! My husband does that all the time, but not with those exact words...

blue milk said...

I laughed out loud, thank you.