Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Dreams


I have anxiety dreams when I'm under pressure at work.

Occasionally I have jealousy dreams where I dream K is having an affair and I wake up angry at him. Heh.

[
I'm all YOU B*STARD!! and He's all..."What did I do?"]

I have one horrible recurring nightmare... the one where I have sex with George Costanza from Seinfeld.

[Sweaty with a hairy back.
]

I don't care WHAT it means.

Make. It. Stop.


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86 comments:

Patience said...

Oh. My. George Costanza. I'd never go to sleep again!

Remember the show about "shrinkage"?? Hahahahaha!!!!

Patience said...

Oooh! I got to be first!

Little Monkies said...

I have the same infidelity dreams and I just am such a beotch to husband when I wake up. So real it's freaky.

I hate having those sexual dreams about people you know (and would never sleep with anyway). You can't even look them in the eye. Oy.

aimee / greeblemonkey said...

Dreams are all over the blogosphere! I just wrote a dissertation on Izzy's.

I can't explain Constanza though, because Bryan and I are the only 2 people on the planet who hated Seinfeld.

Omaha Mama said...

Eeeewwwww!!!!! I don't even want to picture a sex dream with George. Eeeeeeewwwww!!!!!!!

You need a break! Tomorrow's a holiday, hopefully you are having one.

Oh - about the sex dream. A lady on the radio station that I listen who analyzes dreams explains sex dreams this way: It is not about the actual person that you've slept with in the dream, it's about a characteristic in them that you'd like to either strengthen in yourself or that you are missing. I'm think it's George because he is mostly a total slacker. So I think your dream has to do with your wishes to blow off work.

aimee / greeblemonkey said...

P.S. Duh, I just realized the date. The light cycle reversed on June 21st and days are getting shorter so OF COURSE everyone is having crazy dreams this week. You all are getting adjusted to the shift from days getting longer to days getting shorter. AND this is normally one of my peak night terror times and NO night terrors, WOO HOO!

Twisted Cinderella said...

now that is a scary dream! Aaaaggh!

Caro said...

ewwwww

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

He is so gross.

mamatulip said...

I had crazy dreams when I was pregnant with Julia and the one that I will never forget was the one where I was having a steaming affair with Danny DeVito.

*shudder*

radical mama said...

My deepest sympathies but...

Better you than me.

Heh.

Kim said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

George Costanza sex dreams...you poor thing...better you than me ;)

Lisa Milton said...

You poor thang - you need a break. You've been driven too far.

Maybe chocolate would help. Do they make really fiberful, WW approved chocolate?

Be well. Sleep better.

Jen said...

I often have dreams that my husband is cheating on me and then all I want to do the next day is glare at him angrily. It's the most aggravating thing because I know I don't even have a right to be mad at him. Stupid dreams.

Oh, and last night I had a dirty dream about one of the captains from Deadliest Catch. And it wasn't even one of the cute ones. I won't be watching that show before going to bed any more.

Aliki2006 said...

Not George! I wouldn't want a sex dream with Jerry either, for that matter. Or Kramer.

Kymberlyn said...

You really do need a break. Perhaps one of those girls weekend retreats. That way you are certain to avoid short, hairy balding men during your R&R.

Damselfly said...

But what if George was in a park ranger uniform?

Kelly said...

Now that's an image that's going to be hard to get out of my head!lol

Kevin Charnas said...

I'd try shock therapy if I were you.

Melina said...

OMG J, I too have anxiety dreams, it has been happening more and more. How do you deal with those? I hate the feeling of being anxious when I wake up.

Too funny about George Costanza, just try to think of George Clooney before you go to sleep so he is embedded into your sub consciousness instead of George Costanza.

JoeinVegas said...

George always seemed kind of friendly and like a teddy bear. Fuzzy like one too. Probably better than Kramer.

WILLIAM said...

So you have dreams about sleeping with Art Vandelay, from Vandelay Insdustries?

BlondeMomBlog (Jamie) said...

Those black socks?

UBER SEXAY!

Ally said...

My friend has that picture of George on a t-shirt which she wears to the gym. I can barely even stand to look at it. I hope the act of writing about this will banish it from your dreams.

I hate the spousal infidelity dream. I'll sometimes stay angry at Tobin all day because of it. He's really quite faithful during wake-time.

Wendi Aarons said...

Whenever my 3 1/2 year old gets upset because he can't do something he wants to do, we call that his "You're Killing Independent George" moment.

QT said...

Ugh - I have those ALL THE TIME - why can't the sex dreams be with someone hot? Mine will always be a coworker that I can barely look at the next day.

Hopefully you get a good break tomorrow - too bad you can't take a break from work AND the Mayor at the same time! Maybe check out Deb's blog - her son is right at the same stage.

Lawyer Mama said...

Ah, I have those dreams too. T doesn't understand why I *must* be angry with him after an infidelity dream.

But if I started dreaming about George Costanza, I'd have to jam a sharp stick through my brain.

Virtualsprite said...

Eeew... but I'm glad to see I'm not alone. I've been dreaming about one of our school administrators. Not good.

Tabba said...

The first part, where you dream K is having an affair and you wake up pissed, that is SO me. And it drives Rav up a wall.

You MUST seek therapy in regards to the George dream. You must become master of your domain and get him outta there!

CamiKaos said...

Oh my, I mean, oh, That is just... I am so so sorry for you.

I would make it go away if I could, but I am too busy right now hoping that dream, no nightmare, isn't contagious.

Mommy off the Record said...

George Costanza? Ick!! LOL

andi said...

Ew. Ew. Ew.
That is all.

Jenn said...

Sending the dream fairies your way RIGHT. NOW.

In order for them to visit, you must consume a bottle of wine and get a pedicure.

I swear, it works.

Robin said...

You poor thing.

karrie said...

Heh.

I had a sex dream abt Kramer once, but he's just weird enough, or at least he was before he made those nasty slurs, that he might actually be a good lay.

And I've actually woken up and yelled at my poor husband for "cheating" on me. Oops!

Manic Mom said...

Ooh laa laa. SeXy.

NOT!

Kelly said...

One of my favorite Seinfeld episodes, where George thinks the camera-shop gal is leaving erotic photos of herself in his pictures. Classic.

But yeah, funny as he was, a sexual partner of your dreams, he shouldn't be.

Mrs. Incredible said...

Ew. Your dreams need higher self-esteem. Here's hoping it's George Clooney tonight.

At least it wasn't Kremer.

NotSoSage said...

Two words: Jack Nicholson. [shudder]

The Holmes said...

George or Kramer, which would be worse. Oh jeez, I don't even want to consider it.

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

I be K loves when you wake up angry at him because of a dream! I know my husband LOVES when he's found out he's cheated on me, left me with no money, hired a hooker....

And George Castanza...that is not a dream, but a nightmare. Ewww.

ali said...

um...i'm afraid that i, too, have had that George Costanza dream. ew.

Em said...

Now that is one scary dream!!!

Cooks on the Coast said...

George?! Have you considered therapy?

Mama en Fuego said...

I hate those kind of dreams. I had some ripe ones when I was pregnant. And last night, I was so out of it I woke up at about 1am face down in my pillow, mouth open, drooling and my arm had fallen asleep. I don't remember was I dreaming about, but it musta been good.

Jen M. said...

Dare I say it? Dare I speak of George Costanza love? He's not so bad.

I shall slink away now.

shelley said...

we call it DREAM CHEATING. Now my husband has to say "Sorry I dream-cheated on you" before I can get over it! I agree with the others...so real it's freaky...that 'disappointed feeling', that is.

Biddy said...

please excuse me while I vomit....

Kyla said...

Yeah, I have the affair dream too. And I wake up SO pissed and depressed. Josh has had one once, and he couldn't shake it all day. It was so funny to watch HIM experience it for a change.

And EWWWW. Why George? Why? *lol*

Starrlight said...

The only thing that could be worse is dreaming you are still married to your ex. Oh that is a doozy :P

Day Dreamer said...

Oh crap, Costanza! Wow....Yikers!

I have the emotional thing after a bad dream about hubby...jealousy...poor man. Really didn't know what hit him!!

Love this!

Momish said...

That is not a dream, but a major nightmare! Here's wishing tonight brings you chocolate and Brad Pitt!

Little Nut Tree said...

I don't care who you are .... that's just wrong!!!

Queen of the Mayhem said...

Look! It's Kenny Chesney without his cowboy hat! (hee-hee)

NOTE TO THOSE NOT FROM THE SOUTH:
Kenny Chesney is a famous country singer that looks hawt with his hat on...and frighteningly similar to George Costanza with it off!

cronznet said...

I was never a Seinfeld fan, and can only offer tea and sympathy for your recurring nightmare. Try my sleep remedy: no dreams!

Queen Heather said...

Oh, that's sick sick. You need to lay on a couch and talk about this.

thanks for the linky love!

painted maypole said...

wow. Maybe I'm glad I don't remember my dreams.

Ponygirl said...

Oh the hairy baldness. I do feel sorry for you with the BAD SEX in the sex dreams. If we're having sex dreams we all deserve them to be with Matthew McConaughey or Heath Ledger or whoever gets you going.

tulipmom said...

So was he any good?

As grossed out as I am at the prospect, my guess is YES!YES!YES! A guy like him knows he has to try a lot harder.

mothergoosemouse said...

At our house, we have "Evil Dream Kyle". That bastard is always screwing around and I have to beat the shit out of him. In my sleep. Poor guy is sound asleep, unaware of what he's doing in my dreams, and then all of a sudden I wake him up with a knee to the kidneys.

Clinton said...

Wow. This is better than Cosmo. Cosmo for the MWK set. Very interesting. ... Does my wife dream like this? shudder the thought!

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Cathy said...

omg.

even an ambien will not make that image of George go away tonight.

i once dated a guy who naired his back and shoulders. am now reliving those college years. *shudder*

also -- i've had the same dreams, in which hubs has cheated on me and i wake up absolutely furious.

those do not compare, however, to the icky, sexual one i once had about a city editor.

ick, ick, ick -- still makes me want to vomit

BethGo said...

The Husband had a dream months ago that I left him for a man named Barry and he's STILL bringing it up!

Dreams are freaky that way.

Seattle Mamacita said...

george on that couch in that pose soooo sexy..

Super B's Mom said...

It could be worse.

Hello, Newman.

AnotherMomCreation said...

I recently had a dream where I caught my dh cheating, I was pissed at him all day... poor guy, he even gets in trouble in my subcouscious.

liv said...

This surprises me, Jess. All my dreams are of your husband dressed up in a park ranger.... oh, never mind.

Really, the last sex dream was was..oh, I can't even remember what sex is like much less a dream...sigh.

momomax said...

aw yeah. good ol' george. I just got off the phone with him and he's agreed to lay off...getting laid in your dreams. don't worry, it's taken care of.

mcewen said...

Worrisome indeed! Kick the guy off the couch, you're in far greater need of therapy than he is.
Cheers

Fidget said...

oh and you posted a pic.... (puke)

oh god.. now i'm going to have nightmares!

Lene said...

Oh I've had the dream about my DH. lol woke up ticked off and wanted to hit him


Yikes...your being punished having the sex dream about George...hehe

Selfmademom said...

That is hilarious. When I have bad dreams because I'm stressed out at work, I usually end up on the set of the show LOST running aimlessly through the jungle... still, I think I'd prefer that to the sweaty hairy back :)

Helena said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Came here from Kitchen Fire...

loved her blog. Now I love yours.
The link list on mine gets longer still.....

(hope that's ok-?)

Thanks for the laughter :^)

Helena

Mamma said...

That's just bad, bad, bad.

Had a dream Shakey left me (did that a lot when I was pregnant) and upon telling him how upset it made me, he rolled over and replied, "my toe hurts."

Oh, the love.

Schmutzie said...

I occasionally have runs of getting down and dirty with Jack Nicholson in my dreams. And not the younger version of him, either. Ew.

BOSSY said...

Gross? Not sure. Bossy thinks if maybe you dress George Costanza in a Park Ranger uniform...

KC said...

That picture is money.

I think it's only women that get mad at their men for what they did in dreams. I do it all the time, like Why? Did you have to go talk to that ho bag?

Lisa said...

Ewww. Yeah. MAKE IT STOP indeed!

carmachu said...

"Occasionally I have jealousy dreams where I dream K is having an affair and I wake up angry at him. Heh."

My wife does the same thing to me!

What is with you women....

Sayre said...

I have those dreams sometimes. Last time, she had a name. We're both on the look out for "Linda Baker" now....

Carla said...

Ok. 80 comments! Will you even see this one? On my blog in the Recent Readers pictures your head is on some guys hairy chest picture. I think it's you on George's body. Scary but true. Check it out!

urban-urchin said...

I have the husband having affair dreams too. I wake up really mad at him.

But George? *shudder*

Flawed & Disorderly said...

Haaaaaaaaa ha ha! Ewwww!

blackbeltmama said...

Seriously-definitely make it stop!

I have dreams about the husband cheating every so often. When I do, I always wake up mad and can't seem to shake it all day. He thinks it's hysterical.

PunditMom said...

You poor, poor thing! You need to find someone with the superpower to erase that one from your troubled mind for good!

WhoseMommy said...

Oh,my!