So... I'm off to visit My Kind of Town today.
While there, I'll meet new people and they might say,
"Who are you?"
"Who ARE you?"
"Who are YOU?"
I have a hard time with that question.
How am I supposed to answer?
Who am I in what sense?
To prevent being totally stymied by the question, I've been practicing my quick summary answer...
Hi. I'm Jessica. I'm an exceedingly flatulent woman with asymmetrical boobs, a dorky nature, and a National Park Ranger uniform fetish. I have serious photoshop skillzzz and am generally overcome by THE ABSOLUTE MOUNTING JOYS of trying to maintain enough energy for the post 8:00 p.m. Bow Chicka Bow Wow while living with two very short and loud people.
Do you think that captures it?
Who are you?