Wednesday, August 22, 2007

My Brain Got Scrambled Yesterday

I am completely verklempt from yesterday.

I would be remiss if I didn't say thank you for the many ideas and comments shared in response to my post about redshirting.

I am truly grateful and completely humbled that so many people took the time to offer such thoughtful responses - both in the comments section and in e-mail.

K and I read and talked about all that was offered and, thanks to all of you, we feel more confident to simply trust our instincts about our own kids when the time comes.

Thank you for being part of this blog's community. It means a lot to us.

44 comments:

3carnations said...

You definitely get the award for freakiest google searches. Every once in a while I get a wacky one, but my most frequent one is "cute quotes". That's about as mild as it gets. :)

Kevin Charnas said...

I LOVE HOT AMISH SLUTS...with a side of toast.

Kevin Charnas said...

maybe with some muffin belly too. Thanks.

painted maypole said...

wow, your google searches are way more interesting than mine. I guess I will have to start blogging about boobs and farts. and hot amish sluts. it sounds to me like a lot of young teenage boys are googling your site. Do you think they are getting hot over the sight of you in that skirt?

Omaha Mama said...

Oh The Visuals.

mrs incredible said...

Gah! I hate the fart compartment pants! They are freaking my freak.

Tabba said...

this list of google searches has got to be legendary.

JoeinVegas said...

I always thought it was weird around your house, but really, "Forcing my husband into lingerie girdles"? At least you showed us the photo.

Shannon said...

That such a plethora of search terms. I get ones that rarely vary. They go along the line of "mom needs a good fuck".

I want answer back: No, mom needs a good fucking mojito, is what she needs.

Stepping Over the Junk said...

yah, blogger aint workin' so right lately.

my stats show people googling Bon Jovi and getting to my site. As well as "how to open manual car door locks".

There are more but I cant remember

aimee / greeblemonkey said...

You had me at the Fart Pants.

Fairly Odd Mother said...

I would've left a comment about redshirting but you had soooo many, I realized that I'd have nothing intelligent to say about the subject anyway. Except to say that I've called this phenom "yellow shirting" forever, so I'm a dork.

Oh, those fart pants are awesome, as are the search terms.

DD said...

Ah ha! No wonder you haven't commented lately.

Oh, wait.

I have typepad.

Never mind.

(sadly sulking away but pondering the mechanics of how someone got the fabric to stand up like that...)

Lawyer Mama said...

I couldn't get to Blogger or my own damn blog all morning. Stupid internets.

And I'm always interested in shoes for sluts.

I get lots of searches about spanking and Snow White. Use your imagination.

Mimi aka pz5wjj said...

LOL! Too funny! I don't know what's funnier -- that people search for these things, or that it comes up with a hit for your blog! LOL!

And yes, blogger's been weird.

jen said...

1i love me some hot amish sluts.

Magpie said...

Great searches. Amazing pants. And yes, Blogger's been all wonky. I hate that.

Blog Antagonist said...

AGAIN...I never get any good searches!! WHY?? I guess I am not controversial enough. I need to do more amish slut posts maybe?

Cat, Galloping said...

i thought of you yesterday when i farted in a quiet conference room... and there were only two of us in there. effin' zero point foods.

kittenpie said...

Okay, that is really funny. Must show Misterpie. And I am impressed by your google searches, because minie come down pretty much to losers who can't spell "Life of PI" properly and people looking for this one nasty spider picture I posted over a year ago. BO-ring!

motherbumper said...

my head is reeling over hot amish sluts... how did google match you up from that? do I want to know? ... yes I want to know.

carrie said...

OH, those pants . . .

BOSSY said...

Tatum O'Neil boobs? Do tell...

Heather said...

It is my new life mission to find me those awesome slacks. I do hope they come in toddler sizes too.

The crazy google searches. I lurve knowing everyone else gets them too.

Wet feeling butt crack...it's so hawt in the Fart of Dixie today that I can completely relate to that googler.

~JJ! said...

I could utilize those pants for good and not for evil...

Lovely searches.

NotSoSage said...

Shoes for sluts? I'm your girl, internets. Call me.

Jenifer said...

I'll tell you one thing - you never know what you will find over here.

Muffins all around.

QT said...

SHOES FOR SLUTS!!! How come I have never thought to google that???

Oh...nevermind.

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

First, I also want to thank you and your commenters from yesterday. I didn't comment because I didn't really have any answers, but the discussion was excellent. I think I understand the issue much better.

Moving along...I LOVE those fart pants. Must get me a pair!

And Blogger was sca-rewy for me this morning, too!

Mrs. Chicken said...

The pants.

I need those pants.

I almost choked on my Fiber One snack bites (that's right, I'm back on WW).

TOO FUNNY!

Hol&J said...

I LOVE the fart pants! *Note to self: show J when he gets home.

NoMommy said...

Damn, and I was just going to go buy a charcoal cushion for Ralph. I think this is WAY better.

Loralee Choate said...

Blogger is a foul, evil-tempered mistress. You will never make her happy, never.

(Still, I sobbed when I switched. And I'm pretty sure the whole plug in thing will drive me to put a fork in my eye...)

zellmer said...

One day when I finally start a band, I'm so naming it Girl Vomit.

Do you mind telling me how to find out what your Google searches are?

Serina Hope said...

I had no idea that you were an expert in hot Amish sluts...what the crap? People are just insane.

Aliki2006 said...

I had to call my husband into the room to see those pants, I really did.

Phhhttttt! to Blogger.

Sayre said...

What is that woman holding? It looks like one of those vault horses with no legs.

Chase said...

Oh man...those pants! That'd be an uncomfortable day in the office chair, though. Yowch.

One google search I get multiple times a day is "vagiana". Spelled like that, too. I seriously don't understand people. (And it's a LOT of people!!)

I also get a lot of "pictures of double D boobs"...but that's my own fault.

jeanie said...

My searches all tend to be about fitted sheets, boobs and super genie bowling balls (and I have no idea how I got that one).

I didn't have any blogger problems today (but then, that is your yesterday so maybe it was my last night in which case I was sleeping) but bloglines took hours to get with the program!

I actually had to work before checking my blogs - eeek!!

SUEB0B said...

Timely - I had people list in my comments their weird searches. I get "Why do men take so long to poop?"all the time too!

My most usual weird one: funny peeing pants stories

Jenn said...

Yes, Blogger is f-ing up, big time.

Muffin top. The arch enemy.

Scarlett Wanna Be said...

My google searches are too disturbing to share...let's just say I am trying to figure out a way that the police department can track on-line predators through my blog. I think it is because I call my hubby Big Daddy...back to something not so disturbing...GAS! I love it, gas pants are great. I am glad you enjoy farts like I do. Whenever I start to feel less like a lady for my ability to be entertained by a nice butt trumpet, I will read your blog and know that I am in good company.

Ruth Dynamite said...

You have the best search words I've ever seen. "Girl vomit" - priceless.

And for the record, the word is Muffin Top (same photo would apply.)

radical mama said...

Your searches beat my searches hands down. Though I do get regular hits for Lilo and Stich porn. And now you'll get them too. Bwhaha!