Once upon a time there was a wee lad.
The Papa Bear gave the wee lad a bath, dried him off and sent him to find The Mama Bear.
Technically, The Mama Bear SHOULD have been standing at the ready with pajamas and parental support, but nooooo.
She was too busy screwing around on her computer.
The wee lad ran forteen consecutive nudie laps around and around the house before The Mama Bear heard him say,
"Mommy, I'm a BOOBIE Man!" So The Mama Bear got her camera.
The wee lad had wandered into Mama and Papa Bear's bedroom...
"This way is TOO BIG," he said.
But THIS way is JUST RIGHT!"