Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Bralternatives Grimm

Once upon a time there was a wee lad.

The Papa Bear gave the wee lad a bath, dried him off and sent him to find The Mama Bear.


Technically, The Mama Bear SHOULD have been standing at the ready with pajamas and parental support, but nooooo.


She was too busy screwing around on her computer.


[Shocker!]


The wee lad ran forteen consecutive nudie laps around and around the house before The Mama Bear heard him say,

"Mommy, I'm a BOOBIE Man!"

So The Mama Bear got her camera.

The wee lad had wandered into Mama and Papa Bear's bedroom...

"This way is TOO BIG," he said.


Bralternative 1


"This way is TOO SMALL. "



Bralternative 2

But THIS way is JUST RIGHT!"


Bralternative 3





120 comments:

Kim said...

hilarious!

...I don't know what else to say...I'm still laughing!

Annie said...

Very cute! He has such a mischievous twinkle in his eye, too.

Not The Mama said...

I just choked on my coffee. Hilarious.

Mimi aka pz5wjj said...

That is too funny! LMAO!

What a cutie-pie he is! I'm with Annie and the mischievous twinkle is definately there!

Patience said...

Oh my. . . . . . . I believe he must be his father's son!

Nancy said...

Bwahahahaha ... he is going to be very mad at you in 12 years for posting this.

Moondance said...

Tee hee hee

Major Bedhead said...

Hah! Hysterical. Future 16th birthday party invite pictures.

ImpostorMom said...

hahahahaa

The Mayor is so very cute and inventive.

leendaluu said...

So...what did Daddy teach him before the floor scrubbing incident? How to raid mommy's underwear drawer? Very funny!

Pgoodness said...

Love it! And thanks for grabbing the camera - it just wouldn't have been the same with just words describing it!

Great wake up this morning!

b*babbler said...

Oh, he is so gonna kill you in about, hmm, 2-3 years? And wait 'till you pull that one out to show prospective girlfriends/college roommates/at the wedding.

Too good!

WILLIAM said...

Im a boobie man myself.

Shannon said...

OMG, we are so much alike as mamas. While my husband is chasing kids around getting them ready for bed or baths, I'm hanging on the computer.

You know, I think your son might just be onto something with the ass support. Lord knows I'm needing it nowadays.

Candace said...

awesome! thank you for taking the time to post that. I think it should be on the front page of all newspapers so everyone can start their day smiling like I am now!

Kyla said...

That's great! The Mayor is such a cutie pie!

Circus Kelli said...

Oh. My. Gosh. That is hysterical! I'll be directing a few of my friends over here today, for sure!

Print those pics out and make sure to use them as blackmail when he's a teenager. :)

Stepping Over the Junk said...

Where'd you get that bra? I want one like it.

He looks just like your hubs.

canape said...

I suppose it wouldn't help to tell The Mayor that my husband likes to wear my bras on his head too. Just to annoy me. And it works.

Oh, the poor girl The Mayor will end up pestering later in life. The poor, poor, lucky girl ;)

nell said...

There are so many things about this post that I love, but I think the title is my favorite - you are so funny!

kristen said...

Wow, that bra looks like it could stand alone...

Thanks for the laugh. I love how I can count on you for that just about every day!!

Katrina said...

You're killing me! Hahahahha!

Blog Antagonist said...

SNORT! Too, too funny. What is the fascination with our underclothes??

tulipmom said...

OMG .... those photos are a riot! I definitely see them resurfacing at his wedding.

Super B's Mom said...

HAHA That boy is hilarious!!

Nice bra, by the way. :P

Cara said...

Those pics are great. You need to save them to show his first girlfriend.

Kristin said...

I think all baby buns need a bra... that is just too damn cute!mi

Amy said...

Oh my gosh - he is TOO CUTE!

Queen of Shake-Shake said...

Bwahahahaha!

I too have a wee lad who steals my bras and plays with them.

For the Love... said...

OMG!!!! How funny! Reminds me of the time Magnuts was using a tampon (out of the wrapper) for a microphone....

Lisa Milton said...

He is so cute! That lost shot was awesome...

Virtualsprite said...

That is so funny! I love it, love it, love it!!!

Plus, that is a fantastic bra!

Kevin Charnas said...

HHAA!! It lifts and supports and separates when Dana needs to talk.

SO MANY USES!!

Taste Like Crazy said...

Though all of them have wonderful "blackmail" potential, the last should definitely be saved for posterior, er, posterity sake.

Serina Hope said...

That is too funny. Who knew you could use a bra as a little butt supporter? He is adorable.

BOSSY said...

Oh. For. Crying. Out. Loud. Beautiful photos, too.

Guilty Secret said...

Aw, how adorable!

PunditMom said...

Now that's one cute patootie! And you clearly have much nicer bras than I do!

Moi said...

Coke up your nose is totally worth those pictures.

Bwahahahaha!

JayJenny said...

OMG that's hilarious! One day these photos will haunt that boy but now, they're cute!! Nice bra BTW!!

NotSoSage said...

Not THOSE over the shoulder boulders!

radical mama said...

The mayor is both adorable and hilarious!

A boobie man. Ha!

SouthernBell said...

He he
Cora did that once with mine. One cup fit over her whole head. Gee, I was so proud.

Jenny Ryan said...

{{SHOUTS of joy}} That is the best thing I've seen all week!

Jennifer said...

You have no idea how much I needed this, this morning. Thanks, Mayor!

ali said...

all three of my kids think my bras are just about the funniest things they've ever seen...well, the second funniest. the actual boobs are THE funniest.

Anonymous said...

I read both blogs today and I cannot stop laughing...hubby is wonderful, although I cooked a big chicken dinner mashed potatoes with spinach mixed in so you can't taste them.carrots, and stuffing...
hubby cleaned up even the pans...so good..the mayor is so handsome..as daughter is alsobeautiful.. just me mauniejames3

Anonymous said...

I read both blogs today and I cannot stop laughing...hubby is wonderful, although I cooked a big chicken dinner mashed potatoes with spinach mixed in so you can't taste them.carrots, and stuffing...
hubby cleaned up even the pans...so good..the mayor is so handsome..as daughter is alsobeautiful.. just me mauniejames3

Ally said...

Ha! Hooray for digital cameras!

Veronica Mitchell said...

I hope you can afford your own nursing home. Cuz if you are relying on him to take care of you someday after posting this, you are screwed.

painted maypole said...

ha ha ha ha ha

and that is a nice bra than the most of the ones I own!

Mary Alice said...

That is one beautiful child! And one beautiful bra. But those pics...you must keep those to go on his future wedding power point!

SJ/The Simple Family said...

My kid gets the naked lap every night after baths. But he has never tried this one yet...might have to hand him the old boulder holder and see what happens.

Love it.

Mary Alice said...

BTW I left you a reply comment on my blog..but in case you didn't get to see it, I'll say it here as well...I think you are the cyber alpha female and are pulling me into your joyful flow vortex!

Leeanthro said...

Love the one with it on his bum!

My daughter opened her bin of wooden blocks the other day and pulled out one of my washable breastpads.

She looked at Grandma and matter-of-factly said, "Oh look Grandma, one of mommy's breast pads."

At least no one else was around!

teresa said...

Thank you for the laugh! That's hysterical.

Tabba said...

Freaking hilarious.

That's it.
I'm packing my bags right now.
And I'm moving in.

(cute bra)

Loralee Choate said...

Hey, your "Boobie Man" isn't alone. My husband ran around the house the other day doing pretty much the same thing.

:D

pinks & Blues Girls said...

Is that J. Lo's secret? Where can I get butt padding like that?

Jane, Pinks & Blues

Jenifer said...

I can always count on the House of Joy to brighten my day! These are awesome!

Wendy said...

That boy has good taste in bras. Have you started a therapy fund for the lad?

Sally Lomax said...

Brilliant!

Anonymous said...

Poor Mayor!
You will have such blackmail on this kid to use when he is in high school and interested in girls. He might just have to live with Grandma Seattle to overcome the shame and humiliation. LOL. Love, Grandma Seattle. Wish I had had such good blackmail material when you were in school!

QT said...

i agree - definite blackmail material!!!!

JoeinVegas said...

The kids at your place seem to have so much to play with. (other comments not posted but thought about) Thanks.

Audubon Ron said...

Super Cute, good one.

Shannon said...

I love the last one especially - still chuckling....

Not the Queen said...

So. Stinkin'. Funny.

I'm still laughing!

S said...

LMAO!!!

mamatulip said...

I want to live with you guys.

Domestic Chicky said...

OMG!

Ok, seriously...you are buying me a new monitor...or at least helping me wipe the iced tea off this one

Denver doug said...

Heh, Kelli told me about you and she is so right !

Hilarity be your name !

Lori at Spinning Yellow said...

Hilarious and oh, so cute, that kid!

Melina said...

Everytime I'm having a rough day, you cheer me up. Thank you, I'm still laughing, he is too cute.

moodswingingmommy said...

I love it!!! This makes me wonder why my son hasn't discovered my bras yet?

Cute bra and even cuter kid, BTW...

Julie Pippert said...

First thought: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Second thought: ooh what a cute bra, wonder where she got it...?

Third thought: oh my bras are so bugly I'd never be able to post photos of them on the Internet.

;)

Julie
Using My Words

Worker Mommy said...

Ok, this ranks in my top ten clever post of all time.

bubandpie said...

Those photos are just fabulous. They didn't load up when I opened your post - I'm so glad I clicked over to Flickr to see them.

kellypea said...

Jeez. You guys are just a riot a minute. And all we did yesterday was scream about homework and grade. Sheesh.

wornoutwoman said...

Frickin' Hilarious!!!

ann m. said...

LOL....oh, the blackmailing you will do in the future....

zellmer said...

F'in hilarious. I heart him.

Moobs said...

comconWho made the bra? Isambard Kingdom Brunel?

Hol&J said...

Too cute!

liv said...

girlfriend owns some sexxxay lingerie!

Flawed & Disorderly said...

esseHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Wife Soup said...

hahahaha, Love it!

jess said...

Can't ..stop.. laughing.. may require.. medical assistance..

MamaLee said...

ah, the apple doesn't fall far.......

flutter said...

Oh my adnoids!!!

Hetha said...

Enough already! Your family is killing me with their cuteness! He's a mini K with his momma's humor :-)

KC said...

This is SO future blackmail.

BlondeMomBlog (Jamie) said...

LOL! That's quite a bra there, missy.

You could use it as a chip and dip holder! ;)

Seriously he is one cute little boy. I think he looks a LOT like your husband!

leendaluu said...

WHEN....you get your bra back on...I've left a little award for you on my blog. Hope you will accept it. If not, cleaning the coffee stains on my laptop screen will do.

Moppet's Mom said...

Hilarious! But he's not going to thank you for those pics in a few years! :-)

leendaluu said...

Yeah, the bling. That's me all over. Could you send the fat pants north when you're done. I'm in need.

Whymommy said...

Good night! That is definitely a Son of Joy!

Award for you over at my place... I'm sure everyone gives you the humor awards all the time, but I couldn't resist!

Magpie said...

Those are some great photos!

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

He is adorable, OTJ! He looks exactly like your husband!

Mini said...

ROFL He is never going to live this one down.

urban-urchin said...

that boy's eyes are just beautiful. that aside I love the multi purpose bra- ear warmer! dana sling! my favorite is the dana sling.

Carrien said...

just another person who thinks that is way too funny, or you are.

Either way, I'll be back.

DaddyP said...

Two points neither of which I can make as I don't you
1.
2.
which is a shame.

the mad momma said...

just you wait till he can avenge himself!

crazymumma said...

That smile!

He looks just as impish as your husband in 'the uniform'.

Christina said...

That is hilarious. And my daughter thinks it makes a much better hat.

Lawyer Mama said...

He is soooo your child!

Jodi said...

Oooo, purty bra-zeere. And that boy sure do look like his daddy in them pictures. A real corker, that one.

~JJ! said...

That's a gorgeous bra.

GRAY MATTER MATTERS said...

Y'know I'm generally against leaving a comment when I have to screen down 7 screens to get to the bottom. But I thought you needed to know:
Bwwwwaaaaahaaa haa haa haa, gasp, bwaaaaah haa haa haa haa.

SquidgesMum said...

what a cutie pie. He looks sooo like the park ranger.

ewe are here said...

Oh, fantastic! I just burst out laughing when I hit the 3rd picture!

carrie said...

No. Way.

He is going to kill you someday for this! But it's worth it . . . not you expiring, but these pictures. God.

Lotta said...

That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

Fairly Odd Mother said...

Isn't that now a 'bro', not a bra? He is too cute!

Alpha DogMa said...

What a cutie. The boy and the bra.

The Mayor does bear a passing resemblance to Padme Amidala in this photo:
http://blogs.starwars.com/static/img/image-selector/full/prequel-trilogy/episode-ii/29.jpg

And about that last picture: I've seen a pair of panties just like those - for padding out the junk in your trunk.

Trina said...

Simply adorable :0)

Trina

megachick said...

nothing left to say.

i'm always the last to the party.

he does look just like k, though.

Mrs. Mustard said...

I have a picture of my stepsister wearing one of my maternity bras as a sunhat. Did I mention that she is 22? CLASSY!

Damselfly said...

OMG, I'm dying!