WHERE EVERY DAY IS THE SAME...
Guess who is having a big birthday tomorrow?
Oh happy happy day!!
Happy Birthday!Don't you know that 40 is the new 30?!?!Rock on, sista'
Happy Birthday!! :)
Happiest of Birthdays to you!!! Forty isn't that bad, really. I sort of enjoyed that year. Seems like so long ago! P.S. Those photos are a riot! Humour keeps us young, so laugh on!
Hillary looks like she's about to take a big bite out of you in that last pic.Happy Birthday tomorrow!! Do you feel older?
Happy birthday!Geek Moment coming ...If you think of your birthdays like people think of the millennia, then your new decade doesn't start for another year.Geek Moment ended.I totally did not just compare your age to anything measured in millenia. Honest.
I don't mind being 40-something.....I don't LOOK 40, I don't FEEL 40, and I still have the younger guys in the office telling me that they would "do" me if I gave them the chance.
Happy Birthday! I hit this mark in March while on maternity leave, cleverly avoiding the Lordy Lordy posters and black crepe paper that office collegues are compelled to fete you with. I think having a new baby got me through it better - I mean I couldn't really be old could I? I just had a baby! Your post is hilarious!! Love the Middle Ages one.
Happy Birthday!I say become a death metal rockstar.
Yeah, so not believing you're 40. I've seen you, babe. You're truly rocking 40! Happy Birthday!And those pics with Hillary? Priceless.
Oh, didn't realize I was coming by and reading things from such an old lady. Don't even think about running - the opposition will get hold of these postings and really hang your butt.Happy Birthday, and congrats on admitting it.
Glorrrrrious! Happy, happy birthday to you. Here's hoping you have something fun planned. If not, I'm happy to meet you for a midlife crisis "Mallbecky."P
Oh Joy!! Happy birthday...If it's any consolation, I loved being 40. 45 was the tough one, for me.
Forty looks good on you, Chickaleeda. Now: Step away from the sword.
Hope you have a fantastic birthday!
Happy 40th! Hope you have a great birthday. Better keep that sword around to hit anyone who cracks an "over the hill" joke.
Just goes to prove that it really is based on shoe size...!
Happy Birthday!! Turning 40 was a tough one for me. I wouldn't change the wealth of knowledge, maturity and comfort with myself that I have but I could go for some 20 year old skin again!
If I could sing, I would sing you "Happy Birthday". I can bake but can't send you a cake. Not so much because I don't know where to send it but more because I just found out I'm pregnant and am craving sweets something fierce. Anyway, Happy Birthday to my favorite blogger!
Happy 11th annual 29th birthday! I hope I look as young as you in 4 years.
Happy Happy Birthday.40 is a nice round number.Those photos hysterical.You rock.
Happy birthday, my soul sista.
Happy Birthday.Also, keep doing the facial exercises like you did and you'll keep looking great.Please see Greer Childers @http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3v7o4OJAUs
OMG! This was hilarious. You are a riot...a riot that has been happening for 40 years now. Awesome.Happiest of birthdays to you!
Have a wonderful day tomorrow! I can only hope that I look as good as you when I reach that milestone!
You're the youngest hag I know, and you ROCK THE CASBAH!
My grandma is 93 - so you really have another 5-6 years before middle aged :)
Happy Birthday - and here's to many more!
40 is just like 21, only older and with an earlier bedtime.Oh, the Joys... making 40 look cool.Happy Birthday!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!I've heard 40 is the new black. Let me know won't you.
Ilgiausiu Metu!Have fun at the spa . . .BTW, I love the Zoolander pic.
Happy Birthday! I hope it's a great one.
It's true .. life does begin at forty!Happy Birthday.
Awesome! Hope it's a wonderful, wonderful day.xxoo
Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great weekend.
friend,you are a remarkable woman. mother, partner, friend, human.knowing you has inspired me. your kinship has buoyed me. you give this wherever you go - truly, we are all blessed for having you. Happy, happy birthday, Jess.
HA! Happy Birthday you sexy mama! If I can look as young as you do at 40, I will be the shizzle. Oh and you could SO take Hillary.
I heard somewhere that all of our cells have regenerated within one year. We have brand spanking new cells every 365 days. So we're technically never older than one year old.That sounds great but then why do i have gray hair and laugh lines, hmm?Have a GREAT birthday!!!
Have an awesome birthday and listen to a lot of UB40 because, um, you be 40!
Tomorrow is the Princess' birthday too! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!! ...great pics as always ;)
haha!Happy Birthday!I'll be joining you soon (I turn 4-0 in 4 months).
Happy Birthday and Welcome to the club.We'll teach you the secret handshake tomorrow on "the day."Thank goodness the hazing is over -- that was the first 39 years!
You make 40 look awesome!Happy Birthday.
ROFL! Happy, happy birthday.
You got it going on with that super model thing. Oh yea!Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday - just think a day to be lavishly spoiled. Right? Right.
Happy, Happy Birthday.I think you'll totally rawk 40.Enjoy the day. You deserve it.I'm wondering though, will the might wind get mightier with each passing year?
Holy crap, are those Hilary pics for real? She is way scarier than turning 40.I mean: May you celebrate many more happy birthdays!
Nah, you've been middle aged for years. The way I figure it, take a life of 75 and divide in three. That gets 0-25 as young, 25-50 as middle, and 50-75 as old.No?Well, happy birthday!
Welcome to the club, my sister! I'll toast you tonite. And based on those pictures, I think you could TOTALLY take Hillary!
Happy Big 40!!!Wishing you the best birthday evah!I'm pretty sure I just wet my pants.
Hope you have a great one, you Master of Photoshop Skillzzzzz!
Happy birthday!(love the photos -- hysterical)
Happy happy birthday, Jessica. Hope your day is full of lots and lots of laughter and love.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!I'm LOL so hard at you and Hilary side-by-side my bladder aches.HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ALL THE JOY!And SHEESH louise, how many times do I have to say it?It's NOT A MIDLIFE CRISIS. It's an ADULT DEVELOPMENTAL LEAP. (And Slouching Mom has some real psychological term for it but that s apparently too technical for my brain these days.)JulieUsing My Words
Hillary is going down, once you're in.Happy, Happy Birthday! September birthday girls unite! (Mine was just two days ago, so we're almost like twins. Except, of course, I am nowhere near 40. Uh...37...*grin*)Happy, Happy Day!
Happy Birthday, Jess! You're gonna rock 40 like 40 has never been rocked before.(and you have my vote over Hilary any day!)
Happy birthday! Quite obviously, you've still got it goin' on.
Middle-aged and yet so cute.Woohoo.Have the most excellent day.
OMG you are so funny!I hope I look at hawt as you at 40 (me in two years...yep.)Happy Happy Birthday and Much Joy and No Farts!!
I adore your pictures. Too hilarious! 40? Can't believe it. I wish my ass was as hot as your ass!
Happy Birthday!This was really frickin' funny! You had me laughing out loud and the baby is looking at me like I'm a freak of nature.Thanks for the laughs!
Happy Birthday! I turned 39 last week, but I've been saying "I'm almost 40" for so long that it was really a bit of a let-down.have a great birthday!
Hope your birthday is fabulous!!!
Have a FABULOUS 4-0 with many more to come!
I really think you should go for super model. Those hollow cheeks were impressive. Happy happy birthday.
Happy birthday fellow 15th girl!! I hope you have a fantastic birthday weekend, I plan to. xo
When I turn 40, I hope I can get some cleavage...it will take a run to Victoria's Secret, I think...Happy Birthday lady!
Watch out - Hillary is going to eat you!!!!Happy Birthday!Jane, Pinks & Blues
Hey, look at us - we're almost twins! I turn the big four-oh on Monday!! Woohooo .... good times.
40 and smokin hott my photoshop queen :-)
Heh. I'm not far behind you babe. And you really are smokin hot. ;?)
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!! Woo hoo!!
That's pretty ballsy of you to put your face on Keira Knightly's body. LOL Bow Chicka Bow Bow!Kidding! I just like embarrassing myself in front of you. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, friend. May you have all of what you want and none of what you don't.
Age doesn't scare me one bit, and I hope that by the time I'm your age, I have made as many people laugh and think as you have! Enjoy.(P.S. to Mayor and Rooster: it's your mommy's birthday, so please behave and give her lots of hugs & kisses.)
You're only getting better, my friend.Will and I are sending you every wonderful Happy Birthday wish imaginable...and a few spanking's on that fine ass.
Happy, happy!So tell me, how do you really feel???Love those photo shop skillz!
There is no way are you 40!!! You look great! Have a happy, happy birthday!LOVE, LOVE the pictures! You rock!D
OMG! Too funny. You just brightened my abysmal day.Thanks.
And Happy Birthday!!!
lol -- Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday.Tomorrow i turn 50, so qwitcher bitchin' young lady.
Supermodel. Definitely. Oh the cheekbones.Happy Birthday to you. I'll drink a glass of wine or three in your honor.
I would so vote for you! Finally, a candidate I can relate to! Happy birthday! (I turned 40 July 26. It's not too bad. Though if my husband doesn't quit talking about how old we are, I'm going to be forced to take drastic action upon him while he's sleeping. Speak for yourself, I keep saying. Because, me, I look around and I'm pretty sure all the rest of the 40 year olds look older than I do - except you, of course! My husband says I'm in denial - but what the H does he know, anyway, old fart.)
Happy, happy, happy birthday! Love the photos, too!
Happy Birthday Honey!
I hope you have an awesome tiara and a really fuzzy boa! Have a great birthday!
Can't stop laughing at those hilary photos - OMG.And happy happy birthday, friend.
Those pictures are fierce. You could so do super-modeling.Happy Birthday, friend!
Super Model. Definitely super model. And wait for me b/c I'm graduating right behind ya'.
Happy Birthday! Great photos!
As a drunken frat brother once said to me..."Happy Birthday up your butt"he said up your butt to end everything...his name... Al Gore.
I hope no one has said this already but there are waaaaay too many comments to check so:Shut UP! You are a wee babe in the woods.
40 never looked better! or goofy-er!Happy Birthday to one Virgo from another. (My birthday is Thursday.):)
Happy Birthday, J! If I say you're young at heart, it makes it sound like 40 is really old, which it isn't, but you are. Young at heart, I mean. A mere teenager! :-)
Dude. I'm ALL about the sinister plot. Bring it on!Have a diabolically delicious birthday, my dear!
I'm like 90 zillion comments behind the ball here, but you look great and are hilarious, so who cares how old you are!? Have a good one.
Happy Birthday! Do ALL those things--it will be fabulous!
Happy Birthday, Jessica. Have a glorious one!!!
Happy early Birthday!btw...you are one hawt lookin' almost 40 year old woman! seriously, you do NAT look your age!
Lordy, lordy, you are 40. And yet you are a total MILF. It gives me hope. Hope you have a fantastic birthday!
Holy crap you have a lot of fans. Consider me #1009. Happy Birthday! Mine's on Monday - the big 3-1!
40! WOW!!! That's like more than double my age!!!!:)Happy Birthday...!
You are a loon.Happy Birthday, you.
First of all, 107 COMMENTS? Helloooo Popular.Second, your hair looks really cute in a bob.Third, Happy Birthday. Have a good one. :)Fourth, judging by those picture, I definitely need to party with you someday.
Happy Birthday!! I've got the same number creeping up in a few weeks...BUT, I'll always be younger than you :)
oh happy happy day, and many joys.
So you and genius boy share a birth date?! I knew I was infatuated with you for a reason :)HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY LADY!!!!!
Love this post! Happy Birthday!
*snort* Great post.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Welcome to 40! It isn't so bad. Feels like 30 except I pee more often and need more naps. Happy Birthday!
OH my GAWD!!!! My birthday is the 16th! No wonder I identify with you so well.Happy Birthday Woman,you look great, who cares what the number is.
Happy birthday! 40 is just around the corner for this girl. You make it look good.
Way to go, girl! Welcome to the club! Hey, I promise you, it's a lot of fun ...
LOL! That picture with Hilary. HILARIOUS.Happy birthday!!
Happy Birthday!!! I'm all for the sinister plotting. hehe
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm so glad you were born!
Hope you're having a fantastic day!!!
Happy freakin birthday!
Hope you have a great birthday bash to launch the new era.Cheers
happy birthday! We are blessed by your presence in this world! :)
Are you kidding? Mid-life crisis? That is something from the past when women had kids in their early 20s and then in their 40's they wondered what to do with themselves as that chapter of their lives closed. You, only a few years ago birthed kids and opened a whole new chapter of life. You already done had your mid-life Baby. Happy Birthday! Also you need two pieces of cake. I saw that photo of your freakishly skinny ass.
Happy Birthday!(Now the flickr shot makes sense.)
Have a wonderful birthday!! I am having one on Tuesday, but it;s th big 3-2!
Happy Birthday, you Hottie McHott-Stuff!
Oh to be 40 and have small children. I'm 40 and mine are almost grown up....Happy Birthday!
Oh come on! You're so 40 & FABULOUS!
Happy Birthday by the way!
Whoo-hoo! 40's great! I remember it well...
Hippo's, birdies, two ewes!!!!Forties are the best of years...My son will be 25 on the 16th ...I'll be fffffffforty seven on the 25th... yuk...I'm closer to 50 than 40 .. boo hoo!
I missed it! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope it was great.I had no idea you were related to Hillary.
Happy Birthday. :)
Happy Birthday! I hit 40 this October so I know how you feel !Greg
Happy Belated Birthday! I hope you had a wonderful one!
Dude. I'll be 40 in 10 months and i'm already trembling with fear... thanks for making it look more terrifying than i could have ever imagined!happy birthday
You should totally become a supermodel.Happy, happy birthday!
Happy Birthday my fellow Virgo! I hope you had a great day yesterday.
(late to the party, but with an excuse... I was celebrating my father's birthday, which also was yesterday... that's pretty cool if you ask me)Happy Birthday... I vote you celebrate with time travel. :)
ohh, I missed it! Sorry, but hope you had fantastic day! Welcome to the 40s!
This is hilarious.Happy Birthday.:D
I'm always shocked as hell when people say that their turning 40 because 99% of the time my ballpark age for that person is like 33. Hope you had a splendid birthday!
Happy Birthday!!Such expressions... love them!
Happy birthday sista, I am trailing right behind you!!!Hope you had a great day!And P.S. you are hularious!
So late to the party, as usual. Happy birthday!
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