K finally returned to The Joy Homestead Friday night and he offered to release me from the short beasts so I could go see a movie.
What I really wanted to do was take a shower and finish watching the BBC Bleak House miniseries on dvd.
[Oh, what a WILD THING I am. I can't deny it.]
K willingly granted me shower time.
[The blessed man.]
I took one of those loooooonnnnng, "I am going to MILK this" showers.
When I came out of the bathroom, K and the children were on their hands and knees scrubbing the floor with rags and drying it with old towels.
On their hands and knees.
Scrubbing. The. Floor.
"Daddy got a wild hair, huh guys?" I say.
Rooster yelled, "DADDY GOT A WILD HAIR!" The floors gleamed.
"I thought we needed to do a productive activity together," K said.Later, after the wee ones were in bed, he turned to me to say,
The man melts my butter.
"I'd like to take a day to de-clutter the house."