Over a year ago when I Googled "Hot Park Ranger" I got nothing.
Therefore it is with tremendous pride that I announce that this blog is now the number one returned site when you Google Hot Park Ranger or Park Ranger Fetish.
I am the official hot park ranger EXPERT of the internet.
The real benefit to being number one is that real Park Rangers find me.
Over the last year Rangers have discovered me, wanted to help me with my fantasy, and created links from their blogs to mine to support the pursuit of a National Park Ranger uniform for K.
This week I received an e-mail from Former Park Ranger Gal (FPRG) who said she got a "hearty laugh" out of my ranger fetish and forwarded one of my posts to her Park Ranger friends.
Apparently, one Ranger wrote back to her and said,
"reminds me of the time that a woman came up to me (I was in uniform at the supermarket) and asked if she could touch me.."See? I am not alone. Park Rangers ARE hot.
FPRG also sent me a collection of photos of real-life, hot rangers along with their bios and e-mail addresses.
[FPRG is AWESOME. Now I'm going to start a Hot Ranger magazine!]
I assured FPRG that I am completely satisfied with my very own hot ranger.
However, since Oh, The Joys is the epicenter of Hot Park Rangerism, I will share the bounty that FPRG sent with all you closeted Ranger Lovers.
First, FPRG gives us... Ranger Matt.
Oh, Matt! Where is your uniform?
According to FPRG, Matt is...
"single and still stuck in the middle of Death Valley. Not easy to meet women when you work in a park like that, even more difficult when you are so shy like he is. He told me stories of female visitors who would hit on him, but would hang his head saying, but 'they weren't looking for the same kind of thing he was'-(i.e. they just wanted a fling and he wanted true love)... One asked, 'what's there to do around here?' (obviously hoping he'd pick up on the hint), to which he replied something like "oh, rescue people, put out fires..."
[I have Matt's e-mail address, people. Just let me know...]
Next up? Ranger Jon. (Again, out of uniform.)
Here's what FPRG says about Jon...
"When he's not working for NPS he is an artist and handyman (likes to do things with his hands, heh heh) with a college degree in environmental science. He's 33 and never been married and despite having three sisters acts like a 10 yr old around women; he also lives in a hand-built shack without electricity or plumbing. That is, he's probably a different kind of fantasy altogether, lol. What the photos don't show is his incredibly blue eyes, just to die for."
I don't know anything about Ranger Chaps, but whoa... hot chaps!
When FPRG learned that K had fulfilled my wanton ranger desires she suggested I consider a new fantasy, sent photos of her re-enactor friends and explained that re-enactors hang around in National Parks.
FPRG sent me the following photos for consideration:
I don't know... K has promised to dress up like a ranger again next week for Halloween... I don't think I'm ready to let the whole ranger thing go yet.