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86 comments:
HALP! I IZ ALLERGIC TO WOOL!!
Ok... Who farted?
Hey! Where'd Mary go?
"I love the smell of wet wool in the morning."
Help!
Uh-oh. I think my contact fell out again.
"SHEEEEEEEP!"
you just have to hear my daughter screech it in her high pitched voice. This is how we entertained her as we drove around the English countryside. We looked for sheep, and whenever she saw some she yelled "SHEEEEEEP!" Fortunately there are lots of sheep in England so this game kept her very busy.
Can you hear me now?
Ever had one of those days when you wish you were the black sheep?
shhhhhh... i'z da wuf.
Holiday Shopping??
Baaaaa-hum-bug.
Here's looking at you, babe!
Where's the beef?
Oh great, another sheep hiding in my shredded wheat. I'm beyond fed up with their effing practical jokes.
"Oh shit! Did I leave the coffee pot on?"
Would ewe please scoot over?
Or
Peek a boo I see Ewe!
There ewe are.
(Don't worry, I can hear you groaning from here...)
"Put your head on my shoulder
Hold me in your arms, baby"
Who needs a shepherd to lead the way? I want to go THAT way instead.
Who ewe looking at?
Maybe this is what being a sweater feels like.
Man, I could really go for a bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats. . .
-SA
Oh NOES!
Shredded wheets r rilly SHEPE partz??
Oops. Did not see post above mine.
Glad I'm not the only demented fuck who looked at this and saw breakfast cereal.
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Shhhh!
We're in ur field, eatin' Border Colleez.
Elefunt tamponz.
:-)
I'll stop now, and go do laundry
Guuuuuys, I'm pretty sure the barn is THAT way! Guuuuyyyss....?
Dare to be different!
I am never shopping on Thanksgiving again!
hello? anyone out there?
Wait, I thought I was posing for the Pioneer Woman!
I feel sheepish.
Where the hell am I?
Oh, Sheep.
I know, I know. I suck.
C'MON ewe guys!!! Stop trying to pull the wool over my eyes!
No one puts baby in a corner.
where's the beef? you people need to eat more beef.
"Yo quiero Taco Bell?"
"Is that Shari Lewis's hand up my ass or are you just happy to see me?"
I refused to be just another face in the flock!
Ewe need a shave
Please tell me there's more to life?
"Shh! You smell something?" - Ghostbusters
These day after Thankgiving sales are a bitch!
Why do I always have to be the lookout??
Always a free thinker, Clifford the sheep had trouble with "group think."
Do I smell lambchops??
Haha. Elephant Tampons... that was bad.
Seriously, we gotta do somethin' about this. You get PETA on the phone for me and there's fifty smackaroos in it for ya.
"Ewwwwwwwwwe!"
This was swear to God a traffic jam in the middle of a road in Colorado once.
Where are ewe?
Elevators are bad? Try huddling with your nose in your buddy's ass for hours every day.
Hey, who farted?
EWE AGAIN!
who me? I'm the one with the pretty eyes............happy thanksgiving
mauniejames
Is any one else itchy?
Ewe's your daddy?
Yeah, I know, I need more coffee...
The grass has definitely got to be greener on the other side of that fence.
Moooooo.
How 'ewe' doin????
"OUT OF MY WAY, FUCKERS!!! I SEE JESSICA!!!"
Just trying to get a heads up on the competition!
Or...
"Help...I'm drowning!"
EAT MORE CHICKEN (from Chik-Fil-A)!
OR
Anyone have some Nair?
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY GREY POUPON?
It's Deana.
Here's looking at ewe.
A little lamb with your gnocchi?
psssst....over here. You promise we won't get caught?
"So much for Mary."
"Can you believe all of them wore the same outfit?"
Is it hot in here, or is it me?
(Hey, word ver is asjoy)
Stop staring at us - you fool.
Is anyone else getting sleepy or is it just me?
Peek a boo, I see ewe!
Are you kidding me? You put up a photo with the title "Caption?" and you get loads of comments?
Unbelievable.
Are you looking at my ass?
I'M IN UR LABRUHTRY...CLONIN UR SHEEPZ.
Hello Dolly! And Dolly! And Dolly! And Dolly! And Dolly! And Dolly! And Dolly! And Dolly! And Dolly! And Dolly! And Dolly! And Dolly! And Dolly! And Dolly! And Dolly! And Dolly! And Dolly! And Dolly!
these comments are hilarious
"I may look like everyone else, but I'm NOT everyone else!"
Who goosed me?
Flock Ewe?
Keep your chin up!
(groan...)
Not looking at anyone else's comments "Where are EWE?", Oh, the animal puns...it's a hazard of being a biologist...
Ummm, where are my legs?
Who the flock is stepping on my hoof?
Do sheep have hooves??? I know...I'm an idiot!
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