Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Consolation

"You're not going to wake me up are you?" he asked.
Last week K worried that I would wake him when, in order to catch my Biloxi flight, I had to rise at the butt crack of dawn.

(Dawn WHO??!!)

I put on my vixen voice and reassured him...

"Oh, YES baby... I'm gonna wake you at 4:30 a.m. to MAKE THE BIG LOVE. Then we'll lie there with our skin sizzling so hot we could cook bacon on it."


He eyed me suspiciously for a minute and then turned back to his computer grumbling to himself,

"Yeah. That's EXACTLY how it's going to go down. At least I know I can cook myself some bacon..."




41 comments:

we_be_toys said...

LOL...husbands say the darnedest things! Oh the joys of marital bliss!

we_be_toys said...

Gasp! I was first to post? I don't be believing...!
PS. what would happen if you woke him up at 4:30 for the Big Love? Would it be the Big Yawn instead?

JoeInVegas said...

Bacon, huh? Don't know about him, but I would go for eggs and pancakes as well.

WILLIAM said...

Microwave Lovin

Theresa said...

Very cute.

I can't wait to have times like that. I just got engaged!!!!!

Sarcastic Mom (aka Lotus) said...

"cook myself some bacon"'s gonna be the new "masturbate."

Heidi Hyde said...

"Make the Big Love" eh? Hmmm... I don't know what to say to that.

;)

-HH

Shannon said...

Jeff keeps bringing up a scientific study in Newsweek that sex is good for women. It eliminates migraines and helps regulate their periods.

You know a male scientist was sad with the state of his sex life and came up with whatever he could to rebutt (sp?) the excuses women come up with to not have sex.

Kevin Charnas said...

Oh please...WE ALL KNOW, THAT K DOESN'T WEAR CLOTHES WHILE COOKING BREAKFAST!! That blue shirt on him while frying bacon?

That is SO unrealistic.

Loralee Choate said...

Well...At least when you cook and eat your own bacon you can cook it just how you like and never have to lie when the question arises if your finished or not.

Heh.

Loralee Choate said...

OMG. I just did my NUMBER ONE PET PEEVE (No, not that. I don't mind cooking bacon at all.)

"YOU'RE". NOT "YOUR"

Shudder...

Kyla said...

LOL!

witchypoo said...

Well where do you think the phrase making bacon came from?

Family Adventure said...

*giggle*

Heidi

Jenifer said...

Ha. Was that turkey bacon?

furiousBall said...

Bacon is the greatest thing next to the big love. What a woman.

Maddy said...

No crispy burnt bits I hope! Lucky guys!

Cheers

This is my calling card or link"Whittereronautism"until blogger comments get themselves sorted out.

SciFi Dad said...

Wouldn't the bacon irritate Dawn's butt crack?

Emily said...

Hahahahahaha.

Sayre said...

Yeah, but will he fry it NAKED?

Janet said...

Since the whole high blood pressure thing emerged, I think my husband would probably prefer bacon over a 4 a.m. booty call. He is seriously bacon deprived.

Poor baby.

Hol&J said...

Bacon love. *giggle*

Redneck Mommy said...

What...has he been talking with my husband? Cuz they sound like they've been commiserating...

Worker Mommy said...

Well now you should do it just to shock and suprise him...

Of course 4:30 a.m. lovin ..yeah not so sure about that

Victoria said...

Mmm. Bacon.

motherbumper said...

mmmmm bacon

mamatulip said...

I LOVE how you tagged this: Idiocy, K, Marriage, SUCKERS.

LOLOLOLOL.

Jo Beaufoix said...

Hee hee. I want to see him cooking bacon in his ranger suit.

Two Shews said...

Dawn here. Stay away from my butt crack. It is closed for construction.

Bastet said...

LOL! My husband would have said, "Hell ya!"

Lawyer Mama said...

That makes me think of my FIL. When T was 4 and saw two pigs, um, doing their piggy thing on the farm and he asked his dad about it, the answer was, "Makin' bacon." Of course.

painted maypole said...

mmm... bacon...

i love bacon!

carrie said...

This cracks me up as I have a post waiting all about being woken up early (which I hate, bacon or no bacon)!

Feel the love . . .

JCK said...

Is that bacon flying into his mouth or out? Luckily you weren't there to see.

Congrats on a great trip, where you obviously had an amazing experience and shared it so vividly with your readers.

Stepping Over the Junk said...

nothin' like luvin in the middle of the night, even if it is your first thing in the morning! Did your husband wear his ranger outfit when he said that? He heh.

flutter said...

heh he looks rather repulsed by that!

Joeprah said...

The art of the morning quickie begins with a securely locked door. I hate crowds...

suchsimplepleasures said...

4:30am...for the big love fest...what are ya? NUTS?

Avery Gray said...

What is it about men and bacon?

VDog said...

I love people who say the butt crack of dawn. I am one of them. Now I love you too.

(Not that I didn't before! You are totally fabulous!)

imaginary binky said...

Make the Big Love? Does this mean that he will acquire two sister wives for you and then move the brood to Utah?