Thursday, December 06, 2007

If You Don't Know Me By Now

I arrived in Biloxi this morning and what was the very first thing I saw?



The bus driver asked me who I was and why I was having my picture taken with the HOTARD bus.


Who am I?





Puh-leeeeeeeeeze.




I'm the undisputed QUEEN of the hotards!!



56 comments:

Nancy said...

Long may you reign!

(so modest, keeping your crown in your luggage) ~wink~

Fairly Odd Mother said...

You must try to buy that bus and make it your own. I can just see you driving around for carpools in your own Hotard-mobile.

Family Adventure said...

You planted that bus, didn't ya?

LOL!

Heidi

Janet said...

Wha??? The driver doesn't read your blog. What a knuckle-dragger.

-The Shiny Happy Mama- said...

You never fail to disappoint me, you hotard.

Kara said...

finding a Hotard bus priceless....

Mama Drama Jenny said...

Can't argue with that.

Mary Alice said...

Maybe you could just get one of those magnetic HOTARD signs to slap on the door of your own car

Circus Kelli said...

That you are baby, that you are. ;)

furiousBall said...

out of curiousity... i have found that the highest concentration of Hotards is in Louisiana, but there is a fair number of Hotards up here in the Garden State as well.

But the one thing that can be learned, is that Hotards are everywhere.

Heidi Hyde said...

Well, I should say so.

-HH

~JJ! said...

Wheee...I love it.

karrie said...

You need a HOTARD driver's uniform. A hat, at least.

:-)

BlondeMomBlog (Jamie) said...

That is custom made to order for you girlfriend!

And you look HOT in those jeans girl! :)

Jenifer said...

You must have that bus!

g-man said...

You need a picture of you driving the Hotard Bus.

Shelly Kang said...

Your facial expressions always crack me up. I love your sense of humor!

Diane said...

Well, what did the bus driver expect? I can tell you, from one Hotard to another, the commoners just don't get us.

Magpie said...

Oh hail Queen of the Hotards!

Did you get to ride on it?

CamiKaos said...

you go baby!

Oh wait no.. I mean you go, your highness.

dawn224 said...

um. you have noticed you are totally skinny now right? good work :)

Heather, Queen of Shake-Shake said...

YOu are so fun!

And I am totally hatin' that I can't make it over today. Waaaaa! Dern job and kids....gettin' in the way of my fun!

Moi said...

*snort*

I love these pics. Long live the Queen!

Jennifer said...

So sad I'm missing out on the fun, oh Queen of Hotards!

Jennifer, Le Binky Bitch

Maddy said...

Huh! So they knew you were coming, didn't back a cake though!
Cheers
This is my calling card or link"Whittereronautism"until blogger comments get themselves sorted out.

LSM said...

Cracking up here at work, where we never have any Hotard buses. How come you get all the fun?

I was going to say, "where we don't have any Hotards," but then I thought about it and realized it's just the buses we don't have!

Above Average Joe said...

You, my dear, are certifiably nuts!

Enjoy your retreat.

S said...

LOL!

Heather B. said...

I'm warning you now that I'm going to start using 'hotard' religiously. It will probably be in great excess, but I don't care, it's the perfect combination of words.

Kelly said...

LOL...thanks for the laugh this morning.

liv said...

girl, i just so dig seeing your happy face. warms my cockles...

flutter said...

all the hotards in the house say heeeyyyyy hooooo

Mimi said...

Hotard. Seriously? Didn't anyone have any qualms when they were registering the name of the company? Yikes.

Just catching up on the reading: around our house, we do a little dance routine to 'shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake the ba-by (do-do-dul-de), shake the ba-by (do-do-do-do)'

:-)

Jamie said...

Funny pics.

You commented on the first thing you SAW. What was the first thing you SMELLED? My only memory of Biloxi is that is smelled like sewer water.

Sadie said...

LMFAO!!! That's classic!!! *giggle*

josey said...

LOLOLOLOLOL...

why cant all my friends be like you??? *hehe* ;)

youre so freakin hilarious. :)

Mrs. Fussy Fussypants said...

I agree with Jamie.
You are RAWKIN' the jeans, girlfriend!

carrie said...

How is it possible for so much funny to follow you around like that?

Jennifer said...

HIL.AR.I.OUS. !! I would have loved to have been the random person walking along, watching you get your picture taken.

Amanda said...

No way, are those real boots? You just get cooler and cooler!

Lisa Milton said...

May I kiss your ring?

(You are one hawt hotard.)

rak said...

you are friggin' hilarious, woman!

Mrs. Chicky said...

Long live the queen.

cronznet said...

Question for Her Royal Hiney-ness: did you and brother spend most of your childhood practicing these silly faces you both make?

AnotherMomCreation said...

Well, I for one am convinced!

Joeprah said...

You ride the short Hotard bus that is how hotarded you are. ;)

Serina Hope said...

Indeed. He couldn't tell that just by seeing you pose??? lol

Natalie said...

You know, I had the giggles ALL. DAY. LONG. at work over that dang name?

From Here to There

JoeinVegas said...

Hotard Queen? Need a crown that says that.

JCK said...

You are, baby. You are. Hotard...kind of sounds like an exotic mustard, doesn't it?

Sarcastic Mom (aka Lotus) said...

Damn right, Lady.

They need to shrink-wrap those ole' coaches with your doctored Jess/Lindsay photo.

yeeeahhhhhh, baby!

Mrs. Schmitty said...

You need a crown and a sash!

http://canarygirl.com said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I wanna ride the hotard bus!

Deb said...

LMAO.

Denguy said...

Whoa, you got that right.

Kevin Charnas said...

"undisputed" is right. And I sincerely hope beyond hope that you never change.

The world just wouldn't be right.