I arrived in Biloxi this morning and what was the very first thing I saw?
The bus driver asked me who I was and why I was having my picture taken with the HOTARD bus.
Who am I?
Puh-leeeeeeeeeze.
I'm the undisputed QUEEN of the hotards!!
WHERE EVERY DAY IS THE SAME...
I'm the undisputed QUEEN of the hotards!!
56 comments:
Long may you reign!
(so modest, keeping your crown in your luggage) ~wink~
You must try to buy that bus and make it your own. I can just see you driving around for carpools in your own Hotard-mobile.
You planted that bus, didn't ya?
LOL!
Heidi
Wha??? The driver doesn't read your blog. What a knuckle-dragger.
You never fail to disappoint me, you hotard.
finding a Hotard bus priceless....
Can't argue with that.
Maybe you could just get one of those magnetic HOTARD signs to slap on the door of your own car
That you are baby, that you are. ;)
out of curiousity... i have found that the highest concentration of Hotards is in Louisiana, but there is a fair number of Hotards up here in the Garden State as well.
But the one thing that can be learned, is that Hotards are everywhere.
Well, I should say so.
-HH
Wheee...I love it.
You need a HOTARD driver's uniform. A hat, at least.
:-)
That is custom made to order for you girlfriend!
And you look HOT in those jeans girl! :)
You must have that bus!
You need a picture of you driving the Hotard Bus.
Your facial expressions always crack me up. I love your sense of humor!
Well, what did the bus driver expect? I can tell you, from one Hotard to another, the commoners just don't get us.
Oh hail Queen of the Hotards!
Did you get to ride on it?
you go baby!
Oh wait no.. I mean you go, your highness.
um. you have noticed you are totally skinny now right? good work :)
YOu are so fun!
And I am totally hatin' that I can't make it over today. Waaaaa! Dern job and kids....gettin' in the way of my fun!
*snort*
I love these pics. Long live the Queen!
So sad I'm missing out on the fun, oh Queen of Hotards!
Jennifer, Le Binky Bitch
Huh! So they knew you were coming, didn't back a cake though!
Cheers
This is my calling card or link"Whittereronautism"until blogger comments get themselves sorted out.
Cracking up here at work, where we never have any Hotard buses. How come you get all the fun?
I was going to say, "where we don't have any Hotards," but then I thought about it and realized it's just the buses we don't have!
You, my dear, are certifiably nuts!
Enjoy your retreat.
LOL!
I'm warning you now that I'm going to start using 'hotard' religiously. It will probably be in great excess, but I don't care, it's the perfect combination of words.
LOL...thanks for the laugh this morning.
girl, i just so dig seeing your happy face. warms my cockles...
all the hotards in the house say heeeyyyyy hooooo
Hotard. Seriously? Didn't anyone have any qualms when they were registering the name of the company? Yikes.
Just catching up on the reading: around our house, we do a little dance routine to 'shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake the ba-by (do-do-dul-de), shake the ba-by (do-do-do-do)'
:-)
Funny pics.
You commented on the first thing you SAW. What was the first thing you SMELLED? My only memory of Biloxi is that is smelled like sewer water.
LMFAO!!! That's classic!!! *giggle*
LOLOLOLOLOL...
why cant all my friends be like you??? *hehe* ;)
youre so freakin hilarious. :)
I agree with Jamie.
You are RAWKIN' the jeans, girlfriend!
How is it possible for so much funny to follow you around like that?
HIL.AR.I.OUS. !! I would have loved to have been the random person walking along, watching you get your picture taken.
No way, are those real boots? You just get cooler and cooler!
May I kiss your ring?
(You are one hawt hotard.)
you are friggin' hilarious, woman!
Long live the queen.
Question for Her Royal Hiney-ness: did you and brother spend most of your childhood practicing these silly faces you both make?
Well, I for one am convinced!
You ride the short Hotard bus that is how hotarded you are. ;)
Indeed. He couldn't tell that just by seeing you pose??? lol
You know, I had the giggles ALL. DAY. LONG. at work over that dang name?
From Here to There
Hotard Queen? Need a crown that says that.
You are, baby. You are. Hotard...kind of sounds like an exotic mustard, doesn't it?
Damn right, Lady.
They need to shrink-wrap those ole' coaches with your doctored Jess/Lindsay photo.
yeeeahhhhhh, baby!
You need a crown and a sash!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I wanna ride the hotard bus!
LMAO.
Whoa, you got that right.
"undisputed" is right. And I sincerely hope beyond hope that you never change.
The world just wouldn't be right.
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