Thursday, January 31, 2008

Put Words In My Mouth Day!


By Monday morning I have to develop and be ready to lead a three day retreat for the senior leadership of a nonprofit organization that employs me as a contractor.

[Gulp.]

Oh, the busy!

I'm trying to make sure it turns out that I do facilitation and not facili-tay-SHUN.

[Wherein I am shunned.]

Since I'm too filled with anxiety hard at work to write a real blog post, I hereby declare this day...

Speak for Oh, The Joys Day!

[Four out of five blog readers declare it more exciting than household chores! Yay!]

Be my voice, okay?

What idiocy shall spew from my mouth today?

38 comments:

Theresa said...

Damn, I wore my red shirt one day early! Now what am I going to wear tomorrow?

Chanda (aka Bea) said...

I just ate an entire bag of brussel sprouts. Can you not feel the mighty winds a blowin'?

Mahala said...

"My shoes are too tight"

meno said...

"Does this little black thing sticking out of my head look silly or is it fashion forward."

3carnations said...

I don't have a quote. I got too distracted by whatever is behind you on the wall to your right. It looked like it was part of your hair at first, and I was trying to figure out what on earth you did to your hair...

On second thought..."Like my new 'do? No? Psych! That's not really part of my hair!"

liv said...

"I'd like to eat seaweed with liv while engaging in ribald discussion of things including but not limited to butt, poo, sex, body hair, and sex."

DD said...

"I got laid last night, and he even took off his socks!"

Queen of Shake Shake said...

"Gas X is a grown woman's best friend"

Maddy said...

It's not a head extension it's a fashion statement.
Cheers

Mama DB said...

I'm wearing Elmo panties right now.

painted maypole said...

it's not easy being this funny

mamatulip said...

"I'm smiling because I have gas."

psychicgeek.com said...

My new guest poster - You!
or
I'm too busy for my blog
(sung to the tune of I'm too sexy for my jeans)

Smiling Mom said...

Oh The Joys of the Mighty Wind!

jennifer said...

Oh Jennifer! You look so pretty today. And THIN! Have you been working out?!

WILLIAM said...

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

furiousBall said...

"rang dang diggity dang di dang"

flutter said...

Facili-tay-shun

carrie said...

Well, since Edwards backed out of the campaign trail, Jessica for President!

"The voice of reason"

QT said...

"My smile courtesy of hot, sweaty, Park Ranger sex."

ImpostorMom said...

Is that a park ranger walking in my office?

jen said...

CNN is doing this sort of thing lately too. Name the caption:

How about Damn, that's a BIG cucumber!

Marmite Breath said...

Your Fiber One Dollars at work!

Mrs. Chicky said...

"I just broke a mighty wind."

Paige said...

"Yep, you're right. I'm going commando today."

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

What the hell did I just sit in? Oh, the joys.

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Elaine A. said...

"Hey Elaine, I know we only know each other through the blogosphere, but I am here to take your kids for the day so that you can go to the spa and get a massage and a facial. Aren't I your bloggy best friend??"

Oooh, this is fun, if only it were true! ; )

canarygirl said...

Since I'm not witty like that, I'm going to offer to put food in your mouth instead. Wanna biscuit? Some stroganoff? Chocolate cake perhaps? ;)

Theresa said...

"Doctor, my mouth hurts when I smile like this."

Sarah O. said...

"I may be stressed but, dammit, my lipstick matches my sweater!"

~JJ! said...

To the park ranger in your bed..."Is that a flashlight in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

cce said...

If I keep smiling like this and talking through my clenched teeth then one of you bloggy friends will surely take pity on me, recognize how close I am to the edge of sanity, and offer to conduct this leadership seminar for me, right?

Little Monkies said...

Yes, I'll get right on that...sure, Tuesday? Nooo problem!

Loralee Choate said...

Holy crap your company goes on a lot of retreats. I am sitting here deciding if that is awesome or torturous.

Redneck Mommy said...

I just ate my bosses chocolate bar and blamed it on my coworker...heehee...

Dory said...

"Just a tip from your Auntie OTJ; cooters and sea salt rub do not play well together!"

Ruth Dynamite said...

Yes. It was me.