For the last three days I've been facilitating an out of town meeting for work.
The participants were bowled over by my facil-ee-tay-shun skillz and could barely contain their enthusiasm for every topic I introduced.
They were rapt, rapt I tell you!!
I don't know why they're called no see 'ums, I mean, I could TOTALLY SEE 'EM!
Anyway, the bugs bit me incessantly.
One of the meeting participants (that I had just met) said,
"Well there's one in every herd."
"Excuse me?" I said.
"In every herd there's one cow genetically predisposed to attract biting bugs, you know, to keep them away from the other cows. You must be the cow that protects the herd."
Um... is it me, or did she just call me a cow?