"Mommy, we want to show you our new game!"
"Okay," I say.
The Mayor and The Rooster stand facing each other.
The Rooster holds out her hand with her palm facing up.
"Look Mayor! I've got a brand new baby!"
"Aw," The Mayor coos, "are you going to be such a good mom and take good care of your little baby?"
With a look of sinister glee, Rooster pops the imaginary baby in her mouth, makes noisy chomping sounds and swallows.
Baby devoured.
The Mayor and The Rooster laugh themselves to tears and begin again.
"Look Mayor! I've got a brand new baby!"
Oh, The Macabre House of Joy.
24 comments:
Ooh! Baby eating. Sounds like fun!
I'm so in love with your kids. :) They are hysterical.
No ketchup?
Kids with a sick sense of humor? Love it!!!
LOL! I agree with rock the cradle, don't babies taste better with ketchup?
Cannibals.
I would totally hang out with your kids.
this morning when asked what she wanted for breakfast, K replied "Human Flesh please".
You have to just wonder where they come up with these things!
those babies are good eatin' if you put enough season salt on them
How very Zeusonian (is that a word?) of them. You just gotta love the inner workings of their dark and twisty little minds.
Kids love anything absurd. They don't get how macabre it is - they just know that NO ONE eats babies.
i love it!
Well, at least she chewed instead of swallowing it whole.
Are y'all studying the Greek myths over there? ;)
now those two sound like a lot of fun and are my kind of kids
I predict a lifetime of co-conspiracy.
Aah, sounds like a brother and sister. Hope they are feeling better and you and the man are hanging on!
Your kids continue to crack me up!
Careful, there. Lest she start spewing baby parts.
Hope everyone (including the imaginary baby) starts feeling well, soon.
babies are the little known staple diet of the praetorian guard. Seriously, look it up.
Kids are too damn funny. Love that!!!
I always say babies are so cute I could almost eat them.
Maybe I should stop.
Well, that's one way to get a baby in yer belly!
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