Lately, The Mayor's been interested in my boobs.
He inches his way up to them at story time.
He s-l-o-w-l-y positions himself so that a hand is resting on one.
Boys.
Y'all are all the same.
Last night during story time I called him on it.
"Mayor, you've been touching my boobs a lot lately."
"Boobies!!!" he said.
"Is that it? You're a boob man? You like boobs better than anything else?"
He pulled away and looked at me as though I had lost my damned mind.
"No, Mom. I like Darth Vader better than anything else."
Vader 1, boobs 0.
28 comments:
Vader is doomed I'm afraid - this can't possibly last :) lol
Ha! My little guy says, "I rub you back." Then pats the boobs tenderly. I tried to explain that that is NOT my back, he really doesn't care.
LMAO! Have I told you lately that I love you? And the Mayor? Dude is a funny little kid.
:D
Don't worry... Mayor will outgrow yours and grow into someone else's.
Oh my God that was SO funny. You write that down, and put it on the fridge!!! Then, save it for when he is going to the prom. Whip it out and show his girlfriend.
This made me laugh out loud! What is it with kids and boobs? My friend's little girl is obsessed with mine. I carried her around the store, so her mom could get some shopping done, and she kept her hand WEDGED between mine the entire time! (She is 1 1/2) I told her mother NOT to send me the bill for her therapy later in life! :)
That's what they ALL say! hahaha
Ah, the honesty of a child. there is nothing better. cute post!
I lament not having met him this summer...poor thing would've gotten a handful of wet with me.
Snort.
"Dang Mom - don't you know anything?!?!?!"
LOL
Yep, I give it a few more years, then it will be
Boobies - 97,423 Vader - 2
My youngest (9) went through a phase a year or two ago, where he really noticed and was fascinated by boobs... and of course, would comment out loud - "Dad, look at how big those are!!!" Turned a whole new shade of RED...
(o)(o)
(.)(.)
LOL
J/ (goteeman.blogspot.com)
I'm sure that will change in about 7 years. Of course if it doesn't, he'll just get beat up a lot.
LOL at least you know where you stand. (LOL or at least your boobs stand anyway)
Funny story! It would be good if it stays that way - keep the Rooster out of girl trouble. Not likely - I know.
Hope you are well - see you soon - Kellan
Thank goodness he's not reaching for your "Wookie," if ya know what I'm sayin'
Wow, that sort of puts you in your place now doesn't it? Just behind Darth Vader but before Scooby Doo.
love it. Vadar is pretty cool though.
boobs kick ass
what if Darth Vader had boobs?
I love it. I love him.
Hey, it's Zellmer. I finally rebranded. (Zebra was taken.)
xo...
Better Vader than Yoda, that's all I'm saying.
ha...we occasionally have some boob questions at this house. usually they are related to why my "nurses" do not have milk in them. *sigh*
Dude. Priorities.
Finn only likes mine during a good book if the nipple is erect. Sick kid!
I do recall being quite small and when I was snuggled in mom's lap intrigued that her boobs were a different texture than the rest of her. (that playtex lift and separate bra was formed and smooth!) I reached out to touch it and she slapped my hand away.
No curiousity allowed in my family.
too funny...men/boys we are all the same, lol
LOVE it... thanks for the laugh :) always!
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