K adjusted his tie and looked at his blackberry.
"Ugh! The day's shot," he said.
"Why? What do you have?" I asked.
"A board meeting from 9:00 - 12:30 and excel training from 1:00 - 5:00."
"Excel training? What are they going to teach you that you don't already know?"
"I'm going to become... IT'S MASTAH!" he said, assuming the crane pose.
[This pose was followed up with a lot of "HOY-YA!" noises and karate kicks.]
[He's lucky I had a crush on Ralph Macchio in 8th grade.]
When he got home from work, I asked how the training went.
"It was great!" he said. "Later I'll show you what I learned about pivot tables."
[Be still my beating heart.]