K and I went to orientation at the elementary school last week because The Mayor will start Kindergarten in the fall.
The program included a school tour.
When we went outside to see the playground, the Principal proudly showed off a new set of tire swings.
I had to hold back from using my world championship wrestling moves to put the HURT on him when, trying to be funny, he said,
“We were really fortunate to get the new tire swings. As soon as we get the area mulched in properly we expect to see a real uptick in broken arms.”
Excuse me Mr. Principal, did you say, BROKEN ARMS?
OH, HAYULL NO!
Don't even joke or I'ma hafta hitchoo wif my BODY AVALANCHE!