At The Mayor's parent-teacher conference tonight, his teacher told us about a recent assignment.
"I asked the children in the class what they would do if they were president," she said."
"One child told me that if he were President he would wear a hat. Another said he would buy everyone light bulbs."[What do we want? LIGHT BULBS! When do we want them? NOW!]
"Do you know what The Mayor said?" she asked.We couldn't even begin to guess.
"The Mayor said that if he were President, he would try to find the right answers."